Yo Momma Jokes


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Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes outside in a red dress, all the kids yell KOOL-AID!


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Only works for black folks......Yo Mamma is so dark...when she goes outside the streetlights come on.

nano reefer

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OG: yo momma so fat, when you finished walking around her, you were lost.
TV: to momma so ugly, they renamed Halloween to YoMommaWeen

nano reefer

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OG: you momma is so fat, when she was on a plane it couldn't take off, so the flight attendant said "please step outside" during takeoff


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Your Mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street kicking a soda can.
I asked her what she was doing?
She said, moving.

salt monger

yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention...
you mama so fat, she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids drive past and yelled
" stop that twinkie"


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Yo momma's so fat she has to take a bath in the pool.
yo momma's so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet.


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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
since this is a fish forum.....
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


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yo mamma is so fat on halloween shamu goes as yo mamma !
Yo mamma is so nasty, nasa uses her farts as booster rocket fuel !