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audition? -What's this? -I burned myself. -You burned yourself? Why? -Practicing for hell. same movie, -You know, the day I did it, I took two razorblades to the bathtub. You know why? Because I knew that once I started to bleed, I'd get weak. And I didn't wanna drop one blade and leave...

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dont get a utility fish. thats a bad idea. just pull it off the rock as much as possible, and squirt whatevers left with boiling water.

never did sleep. my hair and makeup look FANTASTIC however, seeing as ive had like 4 hours to work on it. i like being the only one awake. people irritate me.

Originally Posted by bionicarm You consider 80's bands 'old school'? Try Beatles, Little Richard, Rolling Stones, The Who, Jefferson Airplane, Frank Sinatra.... That's 'old school'. 1980 was, like, 30 years ago. people that listened to 80's music when it was new are OLD now.

Originally Posted by bionicarm You consider 80's bands 'old school'? Try Beatles, Little Richard, Rolling Stones, The Who, Jefferson Airplane, Frank Sinatra.... That's 'old school'. love me some jefferson airplane

on a related note, if anyone else has twitter, post your name. mine is alixolinger. creative, i know.

so, i have to wake up in four hours. just got off a 12 hour shift. and what am i doing? reading all my twitter updates for the past few months. im really starting to think im insane. im pretty sure twitter is the only reason i remember half the dumb crap i do. a catalouge of stupidity. i...

remove the coating with a turkey baster as often as possible and do a dip.

sure, but whether you can keep them or not is the big IF.

tell the previous poster's fortune in ten words or less.

currently listening to lords of acid.

sorry to hear about that meowzer. niger- hunter s. thompson is where its at.

ok! he dies! its sad! I DONT CARE! this is the longest 200 page book EVER!

yeah, THE GAME has been torturing me since freshman year. you cant get rid of it!

i didnt know THE GAME was nationwide. i always lose THE GAME at the most random times, like when im breaking down boxes at work or standing in line at mcdonalds or something.

OH MY GOD! other people know about THE GAME!? i havent lost the game in weeks!

omigosh.

its all good.

haha i was waiting for that!