lol...
Actually, I'm transportation handicapped, at the current time. My car, after putting on 184,000 miles, finally crapped out on me and I've grown accustomed to taking the trains to and from work.
If you're interested, email me and I can give you VERY, VERY simple directions on how to get to my house. People, coming to my house, who have never driven in Chicago before, have often talked about how easy it is to get to my place.