Airplane Etiquette- funny email

[earlybird]

If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying
6. Then run this screen: Then run this screen. http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
He will either shut up or move after he soils his pants.

 

[clown boy]

 

[socal57che]

My wife is flying to Arizona today. I'll forward this to her for the flight back.

 

[fish4ever]

Originally Posted by socal57che
http:///forum/post/2514468
My wife is flying to Arizona today. I'll forward this to her for the flight back.

So we can expect to see her in the news then?

 

[ifirefight]

That is great.

 

[earlybird]

Originally Posted by fish4ever
http:///forum/post/2514473
So we can expect to see her in the news then?

Not her but the guy next to her who "quickly panicked and ran up and down the isles yelling bomb."

 

[fish4ever]

Originally Posted by earlybird
http:///forum/post/2514479
Not her but the guy next to her who "quickly panicked and ran up and down the isles yelling bomb."

NICE!!!

 

[socal57che]

Originally Posted by earlybird
http:///forum/post/2514479
Not her but the guy next to her who "quickly panicked and ran up and down the isles yelling bomb."

 

[fishzen]

Looks like a sure way to get int the no-flight list.

 

[cowfishrule]

Originally Posted by fishzen
http:///forum/post/2514522
Looks like a sure way to get int the no-flight list.

i agree.
this might result in an emergency landing and m16's pointed towards you upon prompt removal from said plane.
not worth the laugh..