jal1639
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>>The owner of a golf course in Oklahoma was confused about paying an
>>invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
>>He called her into office and said, "You graduated from the University of
>>Oklahoma and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
>>how much would you take off?
>>"Everything but my earrings."
>>You gotta love those Oklahoma women...
>>============================================================
>>A group of Oklahoma friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
>>the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
>>the weight of an eight-point buck.
>> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
>>"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
>>the trail," the successful hunter replied.
>>You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
>>"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
>>steal Henry!
>>============================================================
>>Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Oklahoma was over heard
>>saying, "When the
>>end of the world comes, I hope to be in Oklahoma."
>>When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later
>>than the rest of the civilized world.
>>============================================================
>>The young Oklahoman came running into the store and said to his buddy,
>>"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
>>Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
>>The young Oklahoman answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
>>number."
>>============================================================
>>NEWS FLASH! - Oklahoma's worst air disaster occurred when a small
>>two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Oklahoma
>>students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue
>>workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb
>>as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived
>>and are helping in the recovery efforts.
>>============================================================
>>An Oklahoma State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-35. The trooper
>>asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut"?
>>======================================================
>>An Oklahoman had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
>>proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind
>>it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
>>A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
>>around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man
>>replied, "I have a flat tire."
>>The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
>>The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
>>the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither
>>invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
>>He called her into office and said, "You graduated from the University of
>>Oklahoma and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
>>how much would you take off?
>>"Everything but my earrings."
>>You gotta love those Oklahoma women...
>>============================================================
>>A group of Oklahoma friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
>>the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
>>the weight of an eight-point buck.
>> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
>>"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
>>the trail," the successful hunter replied.
>>You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
>>"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
>>steal Henry!
>>============================================================
>>Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Oklahoma was over heard
>>saying, "When the
>>end of the world comes, I hope to be in Oklahoma."
>>When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later
>>than the rest of the civilized world.
>>============================================================
>>The young Oklahoman came running into the store and said to his buddy,
>>"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
>>Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
>>The young Oklahoman answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
>>number."
>>============================================================
>>NEWS FLASH! - Oklahoma's worst air disaster occurred when a small
>>two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Oklahoma
>>students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue
>>workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb
>>as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived
>>and are helping in the recovery efforts.
>>============================================================
>>An Oklahoma State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-35. The trooper
>>asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut"?
>>======================================================
>>An Oklahoman had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
>>proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind
>>it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
>>A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
>>around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man
>>replied, "I have a flat tire."
>>The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
>>The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
>>the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither
