dinogeorge
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Addiction to Aquariums is on the rise. For those of you who are unsure if you have it or not, here are a couple of signs.
1) Your children’s names are Goby, Mandarin, and Cupramine.
2) Your boyfriend took you to a Hootie and the Blowfish concert and instead of throwing your bra and panties on stage, you threw Krill.
3) Your child broke out in chickenpox and you thought about putting a cleaner shrimp on her.
4) You bow your head and weep during Long John Silver’s commercials.
5) Your husband says he feels sick and you offer to check his nitrites.
6) You’re attracted to a guy because his extra thick glasses make his face look like a lawnmower Blenny you once had.
7) There is more fish food in your freezer than “people” food.
8) You verbally scold an abusive fish; as if it understands you. And then you swear it "gave you a defiant look".
9) The girl in the cubical across from you at work sees a spider and screams “Ick!” Your reply… “Try Hypo!”
10) Your pick up line in nightclubs is...Hey, would you like to come back to my place…I’ve got crabs!
Did I leave any out?
1) Your children’s names are Goby, Mandarin, and Cupramine.
2) Your boyfriend took you to a Hootie and the Blowfish concert and instead of throwing your bra and panties on stage, you threw Krill.
3) Your child broke out in chickenpox and you thought about putting a cleaner shrimp on her.
4) You bow your head and weep during Long John Silver’s commercials.
5) Your husband says he feels sick and you offer to check his nitrites.
6) You’re attracted to a guy because his extra thick glasses make his face look like a lawnmower Blenny you once had.
7) There is more fish food in your freezer than “people” food.
8) You verbally scold an abusive fish; as if it understands you. And then you swear it "gave you a defiant look".
9) The girl in the cubical across from you at work sees a spider and screams “Ick!” Your reply… “Try Hypo!”
10) Your pick up line in nightclubs is...Hey, would you like to come back to my place…I’ve got crabs!
Did I leave any out?
