Aquarium Addiction

[kjr_trig]

Originally Posted by ccampbell57
#8 is the best one ever!!!!! I used to do this to my angels when they would nip my coral. I would yell obsenities at them and my wife would yell at me for buying so much money...
I would tell her that Ol' Blue (my blueface) was blowing me a rasberry whilst eating my favorite Hammer!!!
Yes, I am especially guilty of #8 as well...My wife thought I was nuts yelling at Geoffrey (the Maroon Clown) "No Geoffrey!!!! Stop biting me...Bad Clown!!!" anytime I did any work with my hand inside the tank.

 

[wattsupdoc]

#15 You refuse to mow over certain sections of the yard(the weedy spots)
Because you swear those are polyps.

 

[95harley]

#16 You promise to take your wife for a private evening out, but it has to include pet store stops or visits to the Local Public Aquarium.
True Stories.

 

[ccampbell57]

#17 When your 3 year old knows that if Mommy is out with friends we are going to at least 3 fish stores.

 

[b-baby80]

 

[ccampbell57]

I just thought of #18 - Picking up dog poop once a week in the backyard is a chore. Mixing saltwater, adding calcium, checking water conditions, and scrubbing algea is relaxing?????

 

[wattsupdoc]

#19 Whenever you drive past a fish store but dont have time to stop. You cant help but to whine like your dog.