coral keeper
Active Member
Hello everyone. I seen this on another forum and it looked fun. Basically you ask a stupid question and the next person gives a stupid answer. I'll go first.
Why is water wet?
Why is water wet?
Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer
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salty blues
Active Member
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2485228
Hello everyone. I seen this on another forum and it looked fun. Basically you ask a stupid question and the next person gives a stupid answer. I'll go first.
Why is water wet?
Cause ice cream ain't got no bones!
http:///forum/post/2485228
Hello everyone. I seen this on another forum and it looked fun. Basically you ask a stupid question and the next person gives a stupid answer. I'll go first.
Why is water wet?
Cause ice cream ain't got no bones!
coral keeper
Active Member
Also, when you answer the question above, ask your own stupid question! Ill go again.
Why is water clear?
Why is water clear?
S
surfinusa
Guest
because of Chuck Norris.
Why is bassoon(a woodwind instrument) so difficult to play ?
Why is bassoon(a woodwind instrument) so difficult to play ?
jennythebugg
Active Member
because its not actually made of wood.
why do birds poop all over statues?
why do birds poop all over statues?
coral keeper
Active Member
Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2485325
because its not actually made of wood.
why do birds poop all over statues?
Because they like it!
Why do girls rule and boys drool?
http:///forum/post/2485325
because its not actually made of wood.
why do birds poop all over statues?
Because they like it!
Why do girls rule and boys drool?
pontius
Active Member
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2485364
Because they like it!
Why do girls rule and boys drool?
because they wish they were Chuck Norris.
Why is Chuck Norris the answer to everything??
http:///forum/post/2485364
Because they like it!
Why do girls rule and boys drool?
because they wish they were Chuck Norris.
Why is Chuck Norris the answer to everything??
ric maniac
Active Member
because every time you do the nasty, a baby rabbit in china is killed.
Why do elephants have internal parasites?
Why do elephants have internal parasites?
17cuddlefish
Member
because parisites don't like rain
why dont pencils have teeth?
why dont pencils have teeth?
pontius
Active Member
Originally Posted by 17cuddlefish
http:///forum/post/2485400
because parisites don't like rain
why dont pencils have teeth?
because then they'd be a mouth.
why aren't proctologists called "astronauts" and hemorroids called "asteroids"?
http:///forum/post/2485400
because parisites don't like rain
why dont pencils have teeth?
because then they'd be a mouth.
why aren't proctologists called "astronauts" and hemorroids called "asteroids"?
coral keeper
Active Member
because the words hate each other.
Why do fish swim?
Why do fish swim?
janastasio
Member
Originally Posted by Pontius
http:///forum/post/2485406
because then they'd be a mouth.
why aren't proctologists called "astronauts" and hemorroids called "asteroids"?
Because then it would rain cats and dogs.
Why is the sky blue?
http:///forum/post/2485406
because then they'd be a mouth.
why aren't proctologists called "astronauts" and hemorroids called "asteroids"?
Because then it would rain cats and dogs.
Why is the sky blue?
coral keeper
Active Member
Originally Posted by janastasio
http:///forum/post/2485429
Because then it would rain cats and dogs.
Why is the sky blue?
why cant the sky be blue.
why cant fish talk?
http:///forum/post/2485429
Because then it would rain cats and dogs.
Why is the sky blue?
why cant the sky be blue.
why cant fish talk?
matt b
Active Member
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2485434
why cant the sky be blue.
why cant fish talk?
cause they would say get me out this tank you crazy B****
why cant i think of anything?
http:///forum/post/2485434
why cant the sky be blue.
why cant fish talk?
cause they would say get me out this tank you crazy B****
why cant i think of anything?
coral keeper
Active Member
Originally Posted by MaTT B
http:///forum/post/2485508
cause they would say get me out this tank you crazy B****
why cant i think of anything?
because you killed your brain coral.
why cant pigs fly?
http:///forum/post/2485508
cause they would say get me out this tank you crazy B****
why cant i think of anything?
because you killed your brain coral.
why cant pigs fly?
itom37
Member
Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2485516
because you killed your brain coral.
why cant pigs fly?
Pigs can fly.
Why are they called APARTments if they're all together?
http:///forum/post/2485516
because you killed your brain coral.
why cant pigs fly?
Pigs can fly.
Why are they called APARTments if they're all together?
goober_hunter
Member
because h*ll has not froze over
why do cow moo??
why do cow moo??
coral keeper
Active Member
Originally Posted by goober_hunter
http:///forum/post/2485528
because h*ll has not froze over
why do cow moo??
In there language, its saying moove your a$$.
How long is a piece of string?
http:///forum/post/2485528
because h*ll has not froze over
why do cow moo??
In there language, its saying moove your a$$.
How long is a piece of string?
A
alexmir
Guest
Because they do just fine in a 20 Gal !!!
Why doesnt it snow in texas????
Why doesnt it snow in texas????