Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer

[bdhutier]

Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2486271
because they like you. ;P
why do birds fly?
Because they continue to land on my catapult.
That reminds me, why don't we still build castles?

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by phelpz
http:///forum/post/2486275
because how else would the poop in cindy laupers mouth?
why are are the tips of q tips not very q like at all?
because they are very q ish
why cant cars fly?

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by bdhutier
http:///forum/post/2486278
Because they continue to land on my catapult.
That reminds me, why don't we still build castles?
because everyone wants a castle.
why does everyone want a catapult?

 

[bdhutier]

Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2486283
because everyone wants a castle.
why does everyone want a catapult?
To make birds and pigs fly!
Why don't I have a flying car yet? In the 50's they said we'd have them by now!

 

[wfd1008]

we do, they're just in stealth mode. I've got two, one sports car and one grocery getter.
why isn't a new moon called a lunar eclipse?

 

[caseysimp7]

because it is purple
why do people shake hands

 

[bdhutier]

Because it's not a fancy enough name.
Why is it called "white meat" when it's kind of pink?

 

[itom37]

Because the old moon is the only one that has lunar eclipses.
Why can't people photosynthesize?

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by itom37
http:///forum/post/2486465
Because the old moon is the only one that has lunar eclipses.
Why can't people photosynthesize?
because were to white.
why do catapults fly?

 

[17cuddlefish]

so chuck norris can't get them.
why is ravioli the ruler of the world?

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by 17cuddlefish
http:///forum/post/2486553
so chuck norris can't get them.
why is ravioli the ruler of the world?
because 17cuddlefishes paper head is on fire.
why is an orange really an orange?

 

[bodacious]

Because dogs bark and cats meow. Why is the grass green and the sky blue?

 

[phunckie]

because it would sound pretty stupid to call it a "blue"
Are traffic lights that are timed for 30 mph also timed for 60 mph?

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by phunckie
http:///forum/post/2486695
because it would sound pretty stupid to call it a "blue"
Are traffic lights that are timed for 30 mph also timed for 60 mph?
Yes.
why isnt the sky green?

 

[azul1994]

Because it's blue.
Why doesn't water have calories?

 

[yerboy]

Because cool-aid taste better.
Who invented shoe strings?

 

[17cuddlefish]

The Lunchables Brigade!!
Why isnt light dark?

 

[coral keeper]

because its light.
who put the pop in snap, crackle, pop?

 

[yerboy]

Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2487622
because its light.
who put the pop in snap, crackle, pop?
Michael Jackson
What is a Jive Turkey?

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by yerboy
http:///forum/post/2487663
Michael Jackson
What is a Jive Turkey?
I'm not sure.
why do frogs croak?