Children who listen, or a genie to grant me three wishes...
As for the gullible...My Dad and I convinced Mom that we were going out to hunt the ever dangerous GNAT beast! (Pronounce GANAT). You have to be very careful since they have the ability to remain almost invisible. We had her almost in tears because she thought we were going to be killed! In her defense though English is her second language. Mom is from Venezula so she never put two and two together.