When my prissy niece was a freshman in highschool, I went to pick her up from some after school event. It was dark when i got there, I pulled up to the front of the school in my pickup just as everyone was coming out and waited for her. When she walk out I took my 1 million candle power spotlight and blasted her with it. Yelling "COME ON MANDY HURRY UP, MOMMAS GOT POSSUM AND DUMPLINS COOKIN".She almost cried!
Hmmmm, that's the way my friends and I were always picked up when I lived in Missouri. I thought that was just standard procedure there! Practical joke, huh? Go figure...
Actually, that was really, really funny!