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earlybird

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I let 200 crickets loose in my friends house when I was in college. He was so pissed. I never told him until a year later.
I get my wife all the time with the rubberband of the sink attachment.
 

sharkboy13

Active Member
Originally Posted by earlybird
I get my wife all the time with the rubberband of the sink attachment.
now THATS grounds for divorce
 

cosguy23

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saran wrap the toliet..... you have to do this at night...... and it only works on guys..... lift the toliet seat and put the saran wrap across the bowl very very tightly........ when the guy goes to the bathroom early in the morning.... half asleep.... the pee will bounce back at him and go all over the place.............lol
(my sister did this to me when I was about 14)
 

maeistero

Active Member
Originally Posted by rad
maybe Im the lamest prankster ever but Ive never heard of this rubber band sink trick.

black electrical tape works better. wrap your sprayer thing's handle and aim it to the middle of the sink area where you'd stand. when someone turns on the water it sprays them.
 

earlybird

Active Member
Originally Posted by cosguy23
saran wrap the toliet..... you have to do this at night...... and it only works on guys..... lift the toliet seat and put the saran wrap across the bowl very very tightly........ when the guy goes to the bathroom early in the morning.... half asleep.... the pee will bounce back at him and go all over the place.............lol
(my sister did this to me when I was about 14)
If my wife did this to me I'd rub gear lube on the seat the next night.
 

dcoyle11

Member
filled (floor to ceiling) a co-workers office with shreaded paper once. duct taped all electrical sockets so there was no fire hazard. the funny part is he had a window facing into a work area so when people came in they seen it first thru the window. took 3 full months of saving it from the office to have enough to do it.
 

adroitmind

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One nigh in college myself and 2 friends broke into a friends house really late at night. While he was sleeping we very quietly turned everything we could in his house upside down. Furnature, wall decorations, even the TV. It was great because he later told us that as soon as he got up he flipped the couch and coffee pot over brewed a cup of joe and floped down to watch the TV. He did not know the TV was upside down. When he saw the flipped picture he just rolled over and went back to sleep.
 

shogun323

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Originally Posted by AdroitMind
One nigh in college myself and 2 friends broke into a friends house really late at night. While he was sleeping we very quietly turned everything we could in his house upside down. Furnature, wall decorations, even the TV. It was great because he later told us that as soon as he got up he flipped the couch and coffee pot over brewed a cup of joe and floped down to watch the TV. He did not know the TV was upside down. When he saw the flipped picture he just rolled over and went back to sleep.

 

topofsteel

Member
A friend of mine is a car salesman. Two weeks after someone new starts they have someone else call in for him and leave a message. "This is Mr Lyon calling about the Camry I test drove last week, I would like to set up a time to come in and purchase the car" and then leaves the phone number to the Zoo. The excited new salesman calls the Zoo asking to speak to Mr Lion regarding the Camry he test drove. You get the rest.
 

mr. guitar

Member
Originally Posted by earlybird
I let 200 crickets loose in my friends house when I was in college. He was so pissed. I never told him until a year later.
I get my wife all the time with the rubberband of the sink attachment.
LOL! Today we were doing an ice-cream lab in Chemistry and my friend, Corrine (I can't spell her name. hahaha), screamed really loud. I said, "Why are you screaming?!" She said, "There's a cricket!!!" I laughed and I picked the cricket up and she ran away. hahahaha. It gets better!!! While she was away for a while I put the cricket on top of her water bottle. She never came back!!! DARN!!!
So I went up to her and when she wasn't looking I put the almost dead cricket on her shoulder!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha. My friend Adil pointed to his shirt for her to do the same and she saw the cricket and SCREAMED HER LUNGS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone in class laughed. I've never laughed that hard in a long time. She did punch me though. hahahaha. A ton of people would never think that I would do that because they think I'm quiet and a bookworm but I'm not.
 

azreefgirl

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wattsupdoc said:
When my prissy niece was a freshman in highschool, I went to pick her up from some after school event. It was dark when i got there, I pulled up to the front of the school in my pickup just as everyone was coming out and waited for her. When she walk out I took my 1 million candle power spotlight and blasted her with it. Yelling "COME ON MANDY HURRY UP, MOMMAS GOT POSSUM AND DUMPLINS COOKIN".She almost cried!
Hmmmm, that's the way my friends and I were always picked up when I lived in Missouri. I thought that was just standard procedure there! Practical joke, huh? Go figure...

Actually, that was really, really funny!
 

wattsupdoc

Active Member
Yeah I really laughed for days, she still hates it when I bring it up. But I still smile thinkin about it. Oh, no, I havent ever had possum, and dont want to.
 

azreefgirl

Member
In my high school chemistry lab we were doing something involving sulfur rocks.
Whatever it was, it wasn't doing a very good job of holding my attention, so I began to think up :notsure: other uses for sulfur rocks. In this lab there was a table at the other side of the room where we girls had to put our purses (and the flammable objects they contained). I thought of an excuse to go to my purse and took a small handful of sulfur rocks with me. The purse belonging to one very snotty cheerleader :cheer: was sitting next to mine, so I discreetly dropped the rocks into it.
She walked around all day stinking like rotten eggs and thought it was just from handling the rocks during lab! The next day when she still smelled like sulfur, she figured the material in her purse held the smell and that her purse was ruined!

Don't feel too bad for her--Daddy let her go out and replace it with another expensive purse!!
 

seasalt101

Active Member
when i was a teenager my pest of a younger cousin had a rash on his scalp that he asked me about i told him he needed to get some vagisil for it cause it was a yst infection he asked my aunt to pick some up at the store for him i got in huge trouble but it was great for a laugh
 

earlybird

Active Member
Originally Posted by seasalt101
when i was a teenager my pest of a younger cousin had a rash on his scalp that he asked me about i told him he needed to get some vagisil for it cause it was a yst infection he asked my aunt to pick some up at the store for him i got in huge trouble but it was great for a laugh

I don't care who you are, thats funny. :hilarious
 
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