Bumper sticker sayings

[scotts]

Mentioned one of these to my wife the other day and she started laughing so here are 2 of mine, let's see yours.
1. Let me be the person that my dog thinks I am.
2. If it works, Don't fix it! (this one literally changed my life I am sad to say)

 

[bigarn]

Jimmy Hoffa ... please call your office.

 

[drew2005]

1 - Save The Whales, Harpoon A Fat Chick
2 - I Love Cats, They Taste Like Chicken
3 - Some People Are Only Alive Cause Its Illegal To Shoot Them
Just a few that popped in my head. Ill think of more.

 

[tome]

One that i saw:
Yes in a matter of fact, I do own the whole dam road.

 

[drew2005]

Would you drive better with the cell phone up your ass?

 

[kimc]

If Kerry's the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

 

[jdragunas]

"i'm not racist... i just hate everyone!"

 

[matty0h_52]

If you can read this- then the

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fell off.
Some huge 300lb guy was wareing it on a Harley

 

[jdragunas]

i like the ones that go on jeep wranglers that say "if you can read this, please flip me over"... the words are printed upside-down. lol

 

[skirrby]

one that ive never seen, but always thought would be funny:
"your just mad becuase i drive better than you"
one i saw on a cop car once:
"smile, i could be behind you"

 

[mimzy]

--Eschew Obfuscation
--My son beat up your honor student
--Stop

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; Ban Country Music
--I have no issues with God, it's His fanclub I can't stand
--I just got brand new SCUBA equipment for my wife; It was a good trade
--Republicans for Voldemort

 

[scotts]

Ahhh I forgot one that NMReef will like. A picture of W with the saying "Some village in Texas is missing it's idiot."

 

[oozy]

"save a tree, eat a beaver"
"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
-oozy-

 

[xhappyx]

i saw one just this afternoon. it said tailgater salute witha pic of the middle finger.hehe

 

[tome]

one more
Quit honking, im reloading

 

[nw2sltfsh]

Originally Posted by Mimzy
----Republicans for Voldemort
I love it!!!!
here's a few more:
Ted Kennedys Car has killed more people then my gun
If you can read this your not the president
Dont make me unleash the flying monkeys
My other car is a broom
Who's your Daddy (this one had a picture of Darth Vadar on it)

 

[mimzy]

saw one today on the way home from the mall that made my jaw drop;
--If there were no Pearl Harbor, there wouldn't have been a Hiroshima.

 

[nicetry]

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an

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.
Lord, protect me from your followers.
A boner is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[simm]

"I may be slow but Im ahead of you!"

 

[cowfishrule]

saw this airbrushed on a slammed chevy s-10
"no fat chix allowed- bumper will scrape"