Originally Posted by alix2.0
i already posted but i though id share this, just because its freaking strange.
theres this one lady down the street from us who, every halloween, gets the idea into her head that kids today need more God in their lives. so what does she do? she tears pages out of the bible, tapes them around candy bars, and passes them out to unsuspecting devil-worshipping 5 year olds.
hah.
Nothing like desecrating a bible to teach children about values, eh Alix? This year I think I’ll wrap my candy in articles from the Wall Street Journal to teach kids how to invest wisely in the stock market. Nothing gets a 5 year old more excited than stopping on Halloween night to eat some candy, learn a couple of verses in the bible, and figure out what stock to buy. Oh yeah…there’s a bible/stock market party at my place! Who’s with me!!!! I’ll buy the punch.