Carlos Mencia

fuz_munky

Member
Originally Posted by Anubisxero
http:///forum/post/2616251
AHAHA "himself"
"I cabn't feel my lib'bits.."
"I feel like my lib'bits is fall'n off my fase"
That entire stand-up is priceless. Good mention.


OMG i still have that on vhs . . . i love when he talks about alcohol and how it affects people
cosby: so i asked a guy,"what is it that makes you like cocaine!"
guy:"well it intensifies your personality!"
cosby: "well what if your a jack a$$?"
 

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by fuz_munky
http:///forum/post/2616484
OMG i still have that on vhs . . . i love when he talks about alcohol and how it affects people
cosby: so i asked a guy,"what is it that makes you like cocaine!"
guy:"well it intensifies your personality!"
cosby: "well what if your a jack a$$?"
I like his icecream song!
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
I got some ice cream,
I got some ice cream,
And you don’t have none
‘Cause you mom is on the welfare
And you dad’s an alcoholic
I got some ice cream
And you don’t have none
You want to Eat. Some. Of. My. Ice. Cream.
Want a lick?
Sike!
 
i havent seen him mentioned yet, and i know that hes really a love or hate person but what about DANE COOK.........
jk, hes terrible. anyone here like mitch hedberg
 

sepulatian

Moderator
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2616846
I got some ice cream,
I got some ice cream,
And you don’t have none
‘Cause you mom is on the welfare
And you dad’s an alcoholic
I got some ice cream
And you don’t have none
You want to Eat. Some. Of. My. Ice. Cream.
Want a lick?
Sike!
You absolutely MUST do the little dance too

Don't forget the McDonalds
 

cowfishrule

Active Member
so last nite, i was at the taping of hbo's "down and dirty" hosted by jim norton.
omg. i havent laffed this hard in years. and i mean years.
the highlight of the nite.
 

alix2.0

Active Member
Originally Posted by GrouperGenius
http:///forum/post/2617141
Haaaa. About 7 years ago, when he had a stand-up routine on HBO while in a blue kimono drag.....friggin' hilarious.

i think that was "glorious" wasnt it? i like "circle" better, but "glorious" is pretty funny too.
haha. executive transvestite.
 
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