Will it regrow hair also?
That was great! If you act now they will throw in a handy- dandy wand that when you wave it all your fish keeping troubles will melt away.
(Possible side effects may include excessive nose hair, decreased credit rating, slurred speech, premature tire wear, IRS audits, tapeworms, temporary blindness, inflamed ego, sleeplessness, drowsiness, sarcastic teenagers, unappreciative inlaws, gout, unbalanced check book, uncontrollable laughing, fits of delusion, memory loss, 20/20 vision, bad breath, and lack of patience.)
Sorry, that was sarcastic. Couldn't help myself.
Just call me "doubting Moby".