pezenfuego
Active Member
I was watching Willy Wonka in Spanish and developed a sweet tooth. I decided to make some chocolate cake.
So I find this recipe and decide that I'll cut everything down. So I cut everything down and ran into some problems with like a quarter of an egg, etc. So after that I decide that I might as well make it in the microwave.
I look for the ingredients and run into some more problems. No coco, so I use hot chocolate, no canola oil, so I use vegetable oil. No chocolate chips, so I use m&ms.
Okay, not too bad, it will still work. So I mix it all up in not a bowl...but a coffee cup
I go to add some vanilla extract. I tell myself just a tinee tiny bit and end up accidentally adding like 2 teaspoons. I said screw it with the egg and just added the whole thing.
I throw this into the microwave for 3.5 minutes. It comes out smelling DELICIOUS.
I throw it on a plate and take a bite. It tastes like a sponge. I try to swollow it, but can't. So I threw up.
Now I'm attempting to clean up a spongy nasty mess and a pool of vomit.
Can someone teach me how to make chocolate cake?
So I find this recipe and decide that I'll cut everything down. So I cut everything down and ran into some problems with like a quarter of an egg, etc. So after that I decide that I might as well make it in the microwave.
I look for the ingredients and run into some more problems. No coco, so I use hot chocolate, no canola oil, so I use vegetable oil. No chocolate chips, so I use m&ms.
Okay, not too bad, it will still work. So I mix it all up in not a bowl...but a coffee cup
I go to add some vanilla extract. I tell myself just a tinee tiny bit and end up accidentally adding like 2 teaspoons. I said screw it with the egg and just added the whole thing.
I throw this into the microwave for 3.5 minutes. It comes out smelling DELICIOUS.
I throw it on a plate and take a bite. It tastes like a sponge. I try to swollow it, but can't. So I threw up.
Now I'm attempting to clean up a spongy nasty mess and a pool of vomit.
Can someone teach me how to make chocolate cake?
