Originally Posted by
ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/2879228
Can you imaging how many chickens there are in heaven?
Lets see, we eat about 10 BILLION every year....ok I am being silly. I know there are some bad chickens....but lets still consider at least MOST of them try hard to live a good life and make good choices.
That still leaves about a 8 Billion per year crossing the pearly gates.
If animals ARE in heaven,...then something to consider.
Live a good life, make good choices and be prepared to for judgement day. Also be nice to any chickens you happen to encounter while on earth for when you do pass on-
THEY WILL OUTNUMBER PEOPLE approx 20,000-1
Now all of a sudden I am terrified of dying...............
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Post script- If there are any chickens reading this. Please note that I always liked you guys...
Haha, you know why chickens don't go to heaven? Because of their "fowl" behavior. I crack myself up.