Do you Number Two in a Public Restroom?

bionicarm

bionicarm

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I personally am anal retentive when it comes to "taking a dump" in a public restroom. Never mind the noises you can make while 'in the act', the smell alone can be embarrassing. I just don't understand why some people can't wait until they get home to the privacy of their own throne to perform this unfortunate neccessity. We have public bathrooms with multiple stalls in our office environment, and it's amazing the number of feet you see in a stall at the end of the day. What's worse is when you just need to take a leak, and you walk into a stall and see leftovers, or worse, a massive blowout all over the toilet bowl. Some creatons don't even know how to flush. You're standing there trying not to gag, or you're spraying the entire toilet because you don't want to look down. I don't even want to imagine what a woman has to go through when they run into this type of situation.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by bionicarm http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309176
I personally am anal retentive when it comes to "taking a dump" in a public restroom. Never mind the noises you can make while 'in the act', the smell alone can be embarrassing. I just don't understand why some people can't wait until they get home to the privacy of their own throne to perform this unfortunate neccessity. We have public bathrooms with multiple stalls in our office environment, and it's amazing the number of feet you see in a stall at the end of the day. What's worse is when you just need to take a leak, and you walk into a stall and see leftovers, or worse, a massive blowout all over the toilet bowl. Some creatons don't even know how to flush. You're standing there trying not to gag, or you're spraying the entire toilet because you don't want to look down. I don't even want to imagine what a woman has to go through when they run into this type of situation.
You know the end of the forum is at hand when the discussions turn to actual feces.....seriously?
 
Darth (when you gotta go you gotta go) Tang.
 
 
stdreb27

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noises? lol
I don't like to, because some other guy's butt has touched where I'd have to sit down...
 
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dragonzim

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If I gotta go, doesnt matter much to me where I am.
 
At least I am not one of those guys that announces it to the entire office by proudly striding over to the mens room with a newspaper tucked under my arm though.
 
shogun323

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When duty calls I don't care where I am. I will shamelessy hammer out a duece any time.... any place. :)
 
flower

flower

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When nature calls, nature CAN'T WAIT.

Line the seat if you have to go. Why is that so hard to do? They even supply liners in many stalls.TP works just as good.

I work on commuter trains, these people try and hover…I wear thick rubber gloves and toss them out after one use; nothing grosses me out after 34 years. Most of the people who ride these trains are well to do lawyers and executives, male and female. The mess these adults make in a bathroom would amaze you.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by Flower http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309190

 
 
When nature calls, nature CAN'T WAIT.

Line the seat if you have to go. Why is that so hard to do? They even supply liners in many stalls.TP works just as good.

I work on commuter trains, these people try and hover…I wear thick rubber gloves and toss them out after one use; nothing grosses me out after 34 years. Most of the people who ride these trains are well to do lawyers and executives, male and female. The mess these adults make in a bathroom would amaze you.
One day working at HD We found anentire set of clothing covered in shiite in the stall...Guy must have had it bad...shoes, socks, pants, underwear....even the shirt.
 
Darth (still trying to figure out how no one ever saw a naked guy run from the bathroom to his car) Tang
 
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dragonzim

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309192
 
One day working at HD We found anentire set of clothing covered in shiite in the stall...Guy must have had it bad...shoes, socks, pants, underwear....even the shirt.
 
Darth (still trying to figure out how no one ever saw a naked guy run from the bathroom to his car) Tang
 
I did a part time stint at HD as well. One night some punk kid decided it would be funny to take a dump into one of the demo toilets in the bathroom section. Dont know how he got away with sitting there with his ass hanging out and no one seeing him. They actually had to treat it as if it were a hazardous chemical spill and they had to send in an environmental cleanup company to deal with it. Would have been cheaper to just throw out the demo toilet and put a new one in its place.
 
 
reefraff

reefraff

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Did you have a wide stance?
 
 
When duty calls I head for the stalls
And behold the wisdom written on their walls
The rumbling signals it's time to blow and spew
so look out world, here comes number two
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by DragonZim http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309212
 
I did a part time stint at HD as well. One night some punk kid decided it would be funny to take a dump into one of the demo toilets in the bathroom section. Dont know how he got away with sitting there with his ass hanging out and no one seeing him. They actually had to treat it as if it were a hazardous chemical spill and they had to send in an environmental cleanup company to deal with it. Would have been cheaper to just throw out the demo toilet and put a new one in its place.
 
We actually had that happen as well...same thing. Had to make a company polic y would no longer accept toilet snake returns as well...people would bring those back covered in crap. Even had a manager accept a return on a toilet that had crap and crap rings in it...he was later fired.........
 
 
aquaknight

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If the stalls are in decent shape and relatively clean, I have no issues going at all. If they're filthy, I'll hold it, unless of course I know I can't, if you catch my drift....
 
 
The poop in a hardware store toilet gag, was a skit on Jackass many years ago, probably a copycat.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by bionicarm http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309195
 
Nope. I had just come back from going to the bathroom, where I walked into a stall where the previous guy obviously has MAJOR intestinal problems. THAR SHE BLOWS!

 
Wait a damn minute....YOU ARE IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!!!! The mens have these things called urinals...you dont need to go in a stall if going pee....
 
Darth (bathroom doors have signs, read 'em) Tang
 
 
fishtaco

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People who get pleasure from dumping in strange places or making a mess is a pretty common mental illness, that's why the myth of the phantom crapper is so common on Navy ships or so I was told by my ship's doctor. Anytime you get a 1000 to 1500 hundred people in a group, chances are this behavior will show up. We had one on our ship for a while and there was a dump on a doorknob, in one of the brass speaker tubes and reports of many rim sitters throughout the ship. Thankfully this person seemed to be unaware of the dreaded dry-dock manuver or was unable to do it because of the ships plumbing.
 
As for dumping in public, if I have to which is rare, but after travelling through Mexico as I have, you soon learn that almost any cactus or large rock is better than a public restroom and that phobia may still be having an affect on my judgement to this day.
 
Fishtaco
 
fishtaco

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Quote:
Originally Posted by DragonZim http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309212
 
I did a part time stint at HD as well. One night some punk kid decided it would be funny to take a dump into one of the demo toilets in the bathroom section. Dont know how he got away with sitting there with his ass hanging out and no one seeing him. They actually had to treat it as if it were a hazardous chemical spill and they had to send in an environmental cleanup company to deal with it. Would have been cheaper to just throw out the demo toilet and put a new one in its place.
 
If it was like the H-D nearest to where I live, you could make dinner on a demo stove, use the demo toilet and then clean-up using a demo shower and you still would not see an actual employee except as you where going past the registers.
 
Fishtaco
 
bionicarm

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309231
 
Wait a damn minute....YOU ARE IN THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM!!!! The mens have these things called urinals...you dont need to go in a stall if going pee....
 
Darth (bathroom doors have signs, read 'em) Tang
 
Forget urinals. They put those stupid blue hockey puck sanitizers in the bottom of them, and ultimately the stream will bounce off it back onto the bottom of your pants. No thanks.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Quote:
Originally Posted by bionicarm http:///forum/thread/380275/do-you-number-two-in-a-public-restroom#post_3309244
Forget urinals. They put those stupid blue hockey puck sanitizers in the bottom of them, and ultimately the stream will bounce off it back onto the bottom of your pants. No thanks.
You dont have to hug the urinal.....aim at the proper angle and you have no problems......
 
Darth (it scares me you used to shoot guns, can't even aim the gun you were born with) Tang
 
 
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