Fat Loss

blackomne

Member
Not to make fun. But has anyone else seen that Cordasal? commercial.
"It is not your fault that you are overweight. If you are a few vanity lbs this is not the pill for you. If you are thirty or fourty lbs ... blah blah blah."
Seems we are heading the back to the times of miracle tonics. Take a pill it will cure all your problems from being overweight right down to the depression you are feeling over your lost pet. I sometimes wonder if designer drugs are made to take you from one problem to the next to keep you buying them.
Old fashioned ways work the best. Old time drugs seem to do the trick. I have nothing against the advances we are making. I just wonder why we tinker with things that work right in the first place.
 

purity

Member
95% of fat people are lazy and weak. proper exercise and diet are not rocket science.
fortunately we live in society that is more than happy to cater to weak and lazy people. first we pretend that we understand, then we offer an expensive solution that requires no effort from the consumer, then we make money off you- all the while giving you the impression that you ARE doing the right thing.
diet

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are pathetic. atkins diet is pathetic. laziness is pathetic. it's no difference then saying:
"oh no you're not a neglectful parent. little johnny tried to set the house on fire because he's "diagnosed chemically imbalanced". it has NOTHING to do with the fact that you spend 10 hours at the office and 4 hours in fronna the television everyday. now take these

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and shove him down his throat. and if they don't work then we have even MORE

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that you can give him."
 

fishkiller

Active Member
Fat people who are fat because of a REAL, EXISTING medical condition which keeps them from eating healthy, exercising, being active, or just keeps them fat no matter what they do are the ones I have pitty for. The rest can just get over being made fun of. I was over-weight, not fat, for a long period of my life. This was just before high school. Guess what! I got sick of it! I started eating healthy, excercising 5 days a week, and had A LOT more respect for myself. I lost about 40 lbs of fat, and put on about 18 lbs of muscle. I have only improved since then. It's not hard to do this. I have almost NO free time these days, yet I still find time to exercise. Even if you do not have time to excercise, just stop eating crap!! It's that simple. YOU WOULD BE AMAZED how fast you drop weight when you eat about 5-7 small meals a day (or big snacks). But they key is to not eat crap! Eat healthy food! Lean meats, veggies, yogurt for snacks, etc. And when you take in this many GOOD calories a day, it's easier to get away w/ sneaking in a little Taco Bell once every other day or so. If anybody wants any tips on weight training or healthy dieting tips, just ask! I hope this does not piss anyone off, I just hope it motivates!! How the hell is anyone going to respect you when you do not respect yourself?
 

purity

Member
speaking of pathetic advertising in the medical field, has anybody seen those silly commercials for genital herpes relief??
you know, the one with the couple that's rock climbing & river rafting, smiling, holding hands, and snuggling by the campfire.
wow! i never knew how joyful life can be with genetal herpes!! almost makes me wanna go get infected just so i can get the treatment. then i can go rock climbing with the love of my life :) :) :)
 

fishkiller

Active Member
"Nothin in my way" or something like that.. Hey Purity- If you go rock-climbing w/ somebody who has genital herpes, make sure you go up first!! You don't want anything dripping or oozing on you!
 

purity

Member
sure i do!!
then i can get infected, take the pill treatment, and the sun will magically shine brighter!
more birds will sing, more people will like me, i'll make more money, and my dog won't pee on the carpet anymore.
 

blackomne

Member
I see two varieties of fat. One clinical, one mental. There is such a thing as a fat gene. I will put that under clinical, but if you don't have the gene. .... Then you need to figure out what's up and eliminate the cause.
Soon they will be able to take a sample and tell you all the inherit problems you have. Ever see gattica. But I will tell you this. I had bad eyes, bad teeth, I was puny, not the smartest. Know what I worked on it. I saved my money and had my teeth and eyes fixed. I exercised and built myself up. I payed my own way through college. And I am proud of myself even through I can't seem to find a job that makes the best use of me at the moment. I realized early that I is all I have. So I work on me. It doesn't matter how you do it just do it. Mental barriers are the hardest to overcome.
 

fishkiller

Active Member
You want the sun to shine brighter? Take some Paxil! Or Zoloft! Or Wellbutrin! Or valume. Or the little cigarette-looking medicine that is taken orally, but not swallowed...
 

beaslbob

Well-Known Member
yep seems we are going back to the miracle tonics.
I don't understand the fat loss though. I had not trouble finding mine after I lost it.
 

tony detroit

Active Member
I love the new

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commercial where all the old guys are running out into the street in slow motion with "We Are The Champions" playing in the background, absolutely hilarious. The genital herpes commercial is a close second place though.

As far as fat, overweight people are concerned, you don't get fat overnight. It takes years of laziness and overeating and inactivity to get there, you don't just wake up one morning and weigh 300lbs.
 

fishkiller

Active Member
I JUST LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THAT PURITY!! You by far have the best smilies I've ever seen!! Hook a ni**a up!!!
Get it?? lol!!! You need some sun on that butt though. The chics don't dig the pasty!!
 

nacl-man

Member
The smiley war was hilarious! lol.. i've got to get me some of those :)
I've lost 15 pounds changing my diet and becoming *gasp* more friggin active! Stop eating at McDonalds and run every once in a while and you are g2g IMO.
 

purity

Member

Originally posted by fishkiller
Hook a ni**a up!!!

no can do. you rousted on me and clown lover's strawberry cake. so if she decides not to marry me, i lose my wedding/reception deposit, and have to spend the rest of my life searching for someone merely.....2ND best.
 
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