Just don't drink, two apple martinis, a chardonay, a tall OO7, a red lobster shot, a top shelf long island ice tea, a shot of goldschlager, a shot of rumplemints, and smoke a cigarette (after not smoking anything for about 5yrs). all in one night, you will wind up dancing on top of the bar, then puking your guts out in the alley behind the bar.
Especially if you are not a 21yr old college student, and you rarely drink.