favorite quote thread

[reefreak29]

dont believe anything you hear and only half what you see

 

[sepulatian]

Few women admit their age; few men act it.

 

[reefraff]

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Depression is when you’re out of work. A recession is when your neighbor’s out of work. Recovery is when Jimmy Carter’s out of work
- Ronald Reagan

 

[dksart]

Live your life each day
meet the tides, my friend
we're all nomads: forever on our way
a journey to the end
-Pain of Salvation
If you choose not to decide...
you still have made a choice.
-Rush

 

[ric maniac]

Originally Posted by sepulatian
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
the sad thing is its true.... lol

 

[oniel21]

A few of my favs:
"Don't give up. Don't ever give up." The late Jimmy Valvano
"In order to succeed, you must first learn how to fail."
"If you don't think you can, you won't."
My favorite of all time: "Yankees win, theeeeeeeeee Yankees win!" John Sterling.

 

[zanclus]

Turn off your mind relax and float downstream. John Lennon

 

[redinator]

"If not you,whom? If not now, when?" Churchill

 

[tizzo]

 

[zman1]

Three more:
1. You're not the last ham sandwich in hungry town. If you get my drift..
2. Your ignorance is invincible.
Unkown -
3. I have seen better looking faces on an iodine bottle.
Richard Prior

 

[nigerbang]

I'm going to dip your face in dough and make Gorrila cookies. - Red Foxx
Closed Minded People Seem To Always Open Their Mouths

 

[zman1]

"Just because no one complains, doesn't mean all the parachutes were
packed perfect"
Unknown

 

[waiting]

"Definition of Love: Giving someone the ability to destroy you but trusting them not to."
-Alex Luciano
"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”
-Marcus Aurelius - Roman emperor, AD 121-180
"Suicide is Man's way of telling God: 'You can't fire me - I quit!''
-Bill Maher

 

[teen]

Originally Posted by zman1
"Just because no one complains, doesn't mean all the parachutes were
packed perfect"
Unknown
thats a good one

 

[teen]

Originally Posted by Waiting
"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”
-Marcus Aurelius - Roman emperor, AD 121-180
so is that

 

[tizzo]

Originally Posted by Waiting
"Definition of Love: Giving someone the ability to destroy you but trusting them not to."
-Alex Luciano
"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”
-Marcus Aurelius - Roman emperor, AD 121-180
"Suicide is Man's way of telling God: 'You can't fire me - I quit!''
-Bill Maher
#1...WOW!
#2...wow again.
Those are my new favorites!

 

[phunckie]

"Women.... you can't live with them..... Pass the beer nuts." Norm Peterson

 

[jennythebugg]

Originally Posted by phunckie
"Women.... you can't live with them..... Pass the beer nuts." Norm Peterson

 

[phunckie]

Norm is one of my favorites....I also love this classic Norm Exchange....
Bartender: "What you up to, Norm?"
Norm: "My ideal weight if I was 11 feet tall"

 

[teen]

"If anything CAN go wrong, it will, and at the worst possible moment."---St. Murphy