fishwanabe
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anybody got one?
Fish Jokes?
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aquaknight
Active Member
Why didn't the lobster share his toys?
He was too shellfish.
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
A Perch!
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day!
And for anyone Polish (I'm roughly about a third)
Polish Fish
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that
would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a
Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie and called it a Kowalski but they were so stupid they had to teach them how to swim.
He was too shellfish.
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
A Perch!
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day!
And for anyone Polish (I'm roughly about a third)
Polish Fish
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that
would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a
Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie and called it a Kowalski but they were so stupid they had to teach them how to swim.
payton 350
Member
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Because they live in schools.
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
jennythebugg
Active Member
kowalski
shinobi9119
Active Member
Originally Posted by AquaKnight
http:///forum/post/2695491
And for anyone Polish (I'm roughly about a third)
Polish Fish
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that
would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a
Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie and called it a Kowalski but they were so stupid they had to teach them how to swim.
nice
http:///forum/post/2695491
And for anyone Polish (I'm roughly about a third)
Polish Fish
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that
would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a
Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite. They crossed the Kowal with a Muskie and called it a Kowalski but they were so stupid they had to teach them how to swim.