Fish Jokes!

[jjs]

You know why groupers don't eat clown fish?

 

[jjs]

Because they taste funny!

 

[jjs]

Thats all Ive got.

 

[jjs]

Got one more!
Why doesn't a baby clam share its toys?
Because its a little shellfish!

 

[jjs]

Come on people this is gold!

 

[keebler]

Two fish were chillin out in aquarium when the heater malfunctions. One fish says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other fish says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING FISH!" That's all I have...

 

[jjs]

Very nice!

 

[alix2.0]

what do fish smoke?
seaweed.

 

[jjs]

Keep em coming!

 

[keebler]

Why did the angelfish hallucinate?
He was eating shrooms.

 

[jjs]

Your guys fish are junkies! Mine are high on life.

 

[john & sherri]

What fish is the most valuable ?

 

[john & sherri]

A Goldfish

 

[john & sherri]

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh !!!!

 

[keebler]

Originally Posted by John & Sherri
http:///forum/post/2772779
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh !!!!
that's actually funny.
Gold nugget plecs are worth more than goldfish btw.

 

[alix2.0]

Originally Posted by John & Sherri
http:///forum/post/2772769
A Goldfish
what about a diamond goby??

 

[keebler]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2772819
what about a diamond goby??

nice, but I think jewel damsels are far more valuable.

 

[alix2.0]

that thing is cooooool!

 

[keebler]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2772837
that thing is cooooool!
Yeah, until it kills all your fish

 

[john & sherri]

Didn't know about diamond gobies, BUT thanks Alix2.0, Now my Fiancee wants one, Thanks...........................LOL