Fish Jokes!

[alix2.0]

 

[ponyta810]

lets catch some cod for the helluvit

 

[jjs]

Two fish are swimming realy fast when they hit a concrete wall. One looks at the other and says "DAM"!

Zing!

 

[john & sherri]

What fish goes up the river at 100 mph ?
A motor pike !!!
P.S. Alix2.0 What part of Ohio ? I've been to Ironton Ohio before, but you'll never guess why...............

 

[keebler]

Originally Posted by JJS
http:///forum/post/2772997
Two fish are swimming realy fast when they hit a concrete wall. One looks at the other and says "DAM"!

Zing!

My teacher told our class that joke in animal science not even a week ago. I can't believe I didn't think of it.

 

[nemo_66]

Originally Posted by JJS
http:///forum/post/2772997
Two fish are swimming realy fast when they hit a concrete wall. One looks at the other and says "DAM"!

Zing!

i dont get it. was he in an aquarium and saw his reflection? im a little slow

 

[jjs]

Dam like hoover dam. Not damn like god damn.

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by Nemo_66
http:///forum/post/2773139
i dont get it. was he in an aquarium and saw his reflection? im a little slow

oooooooooh boy

 

[nemo_66]

oh, i get it. lol
funny
he spelled really wrong, so i thought he spelled dam wrong too...

 

[alix2.0]

Originally Posted by John & Sherri
http:///forum/post/2773017
What fish goes up the river at 100 mph ?
A motor pike !!!
P.S. Alix2.0 What part of Ohio ? I've been to Ironton Ohio before, but you'll never guess why...............
clinton. ive never even heard of ironton before. wanna share? haha

 

[jjs]

..."With fronds like these who needs anemonies." -Finding Nemo-

 

[jjs]

Originally Posted by Keebler
http:///forum/post/2772831

nice, but I think jewel damsels are far more valuable.

I think by far the Gem Tang wins.

 

[beth]

Moving to the Aquarium.

 

[john & sherri]

Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2773835
clinton. ive never even heard of ironton before. wanna share? haha
Clinton, cool, No its just when I was in the service (NAVY) One of my buddy's & myself went on vac. & visited my home town first, then his which was Wurtland Ky. (A dry area) So we had to drive about 5 miles crossing a bridge to get to Ironton Ohio to buy beer & bootleg back across to Wurtland, I just thought how crazy does that sound to drive to the next State to purchase beer.

 

[alix2.0]

lmfao. props.

 

[jjs]

What do you call a fish with earmuffs on?

You can call him whatever you want , he can't here you anyway.

I'll be here all week folks!

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by JJS
http:///forum/post/2774719
What do you call a fish with earmuffs on?

You can call him whatever you want , he can't here you anyway.

I'll be here all week folks!
oooooooooh god.
Yes folks he'll be here all week, try the dinner specials and don't forget to tip your waitress who will be serving you drinks to get you thru this humor.

 

[daddyjama]

So a fish walks into a bar..
The bartender says "What'l it be"
The fish goes "SUM WATER!!"

 

[jjs]

A fish swims into a bar. "OUCH!"
What's the only tuna that doesn't swim?
A piano tuna!

Sheesh tough crowd.

 

[keebler]

So there I was spittin' on my goldfish, trying to keep it alive...