free item from swf

alyssia · Apr 20, 2006

I recieved my free fire shrimp today DOA. Anyone know if they replace free items?

coachklm · Apr 20, 2006

well .i think you just got a free dead shrimp....
otherwise known as "food"..

saltfan · Apr 20, 2006

Originally Posted by coachKLM
well .i think you just got a free dead shrimp....
otherwise known as "food"..
:hilarious :scared: :hilarious

nereef · Apr 20, 2006

"Free items do not qualify for the guarantee" swf.com

sharkbait9 · Apr 20, 2006

THATS WHY ITS FREE

:hilarious

phixer · Apr 20, 2006

:hilarious

reefrobert · Apr 21, 2006

Too funny !

:hilarious

maxalmon · Apr 21, 2006

Hey, did you also get "Free" shipping

reefrobert · Apr 21, 2006

:hilarious

coachklm · Apr 21, 2006

no....she got free Shrimping

lazarus · Apr 21, 2006

i thought you were talking about a SWF as in "single white female"....duh

dustysage · Apr 21, 2006

If you hook it up to the string of a kite during a lightning storm, you may be able to reanimate it. Frankenshrimp!

jovial · Apr 24, 2006

Was the shrimp administered CPR? A DIY home cloning kit may help.:hilarious