JOEY- Alright, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes.. I'm wearing everything you own.
CHANDLER- Oh my gosh!! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
JOEY- Look at me, I'm Chandler.. could I BE wearing anymore clothes???? Maybe if I wasn't going commando....
CHANDLER- Ah....
JOEY- Yeah, I'll tell ya, it's hot with all this stuff on. I'd better not do any, I dunno.. lunges.... *lunge*lunge*lunge*lunge*
JOEY- Remember when they got into that really big fight and broke up and we were stuck in here all night without any food?? Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I stashed this box in here..
CHANDLER- That's actually pretty smart. What do you have in here.. doritos, madlibs........ CONDOMS????
JOEY- Hey, you don't know how long we're gonna be in here. WE may need to repopulate the earth.
CHANDLER- And condoms are the way to do that?!?!
MIKE- I heard that weddings are like a $40 million a year industry.
ROSS- Yup.. and I'm responsible for about half of that..
Hahahaha.. and another.. later on in the conversation..
PHOEBE- It just seems like this money could be put to better use than just one day. How would you feel if we gave it to charity??
MIKE- I think it would make me want to marry you even more.
ROSS- Aww, that's so sweet.
CHANDLER- Hey, maybe you should do that at YOUR next wedding, Ross.
ROSS- Are you kidding?? The next one will be at Hawaii during sunset. (pause) But the one after that, definetly!!
AHAHAHAHAH!!! I'll stop now...