Go Colts !!!!!!!1

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John Madden was in San Diego to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Charger bench. He asked Rivers what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Rivers replied, "Sure, but it will cost you $200." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in New England when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriots bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling
last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the hotline to God?" Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Manning and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in San Diego and $500 in New England to use the same phone to God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?" Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
GO COLTS ! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
 
reckler

reckler

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Do you know where I can find that phone???????

I am undecided on who I want to win.
GO Superbowl Winners!!!!! :hilarious
 
bronco300

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email i received:
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a white and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous COLTS logo flag, and in every window, a Indianapolis Colts towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I didn't break any records like Peyton, but I did get elected into the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Tom?" "Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine." GO COLTS!!!!!!"
 
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Chicago (AP) – Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach LOVIE SMITH immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again…
GO COLTS!!!!
 
socalracer

socalracer

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love the colts grew up in indy and sall many games their due to win it all and get all of the analyst off manning about securing his place in nfl history
 
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A Chicago Bears fan dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man all his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Bears fan is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this! I've turned the heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"
The, Bears fan with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Chicago. Hot, humid and a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Ohioan's remarks.
He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Bears fan is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful conditions.
The Bears fan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It's just like April in Chicago. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to make the Bears fan suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in several feet of snow and ice.
Confident that this will finally make the Bears fan unhappy, the devil checks in on him again. He is again aghast at what he sees!
The Bears fan is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in utter glee. "How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero?" screams the devil.
Jumping up and down the Bears fan throws a snowball at the devil and yells "Hell is frozen over!! This means the Bears won the Super Bowl!!
The Bears won the Super Bowl!!"
 
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Breaking News: Tony Dungy is retiring after the Super Bowl and moving to Chicago. Says he wants to get as far from professional football as he can.
 
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A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody.
 
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