Good Practical Jokes

[phixer]

Im always searching for creative practical jokes and new methods of trickery for buddies, recently a buddy has challenged my jocularity once more and will require another dose of jokery.
Last time I borrowed a pygmy goat for use in his office. Before that we ran a wire from his brake lights to a magnetic horn which was attached to the front undercarriage of his car, when he stepped on his brakes he inadvertently honked at the car in front of him. :hilarious
Any creative ideas?

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by Phixer
Im always searching for creative practical jokes and new methods of trickery for buddies, recently a buddy has challenged my jocularity once more and will require another dose of jokery.
Last time I borrowed a pygmy goat for use in his office. Before that we ran a wire from his brake lights to a magnetic horn which was attached to the front undercarriage of his car, when he stepped on the brake he inadvertently honked at the car in front of him.
Any creative ideas?

Wow phixer, glad I'm not your buddy!!!!! J/K! :jumping:

 

[phixer]

Its all in good fun and helps to relieve the stress at work. Kind of like the old M*A*S*H episodes.

 

[sethw]

Oh, man I LOVE YOU....I am the practical jokester too, and the wire swap was pretty funny, we did that o my friends dad so that he would hit rush hour traffic, and have to hit the brakes like ever 5 feet...lol...that was funny, and he still doenst know it was me, he thinks it was his son, or a co-worker..hehehe... But, um....idk... Seran wrap on toilet seats,cliche but still effective, the note on back of shirt thing...great one to do.............um......IDK, it is lat,e im out of ideas, but i will see what others put.....hwy what is your email address, i like having people that i can trust and think are cool handy if i want to ask questions, my emial is sethwahlton@hotmail.com
Seth

 

[yimmy]

put baking soda in a ketchup bottle, shake it a little bit, it will be fine then when someone opens the bottle boom all over them. Just to let you know its really powerful and shoots like 20ft into the air, awesome though

 

[sepulatian]

Originally Posted by Yimmy
put baking soda in a ketchup bottle, shake it a little bit, it will be fine then when someone opens the bottle boom all over them. Just to let you know its really powerful and shoots like 20ft into the air, awesome though
hahahahah I am going to love the posts on this thread!!!!! That is too funy!!!!

:jumping: :cheer: :joy:

 

[phixer]

Originally Posted by Yimmy
put baking soda in a ketchup bottle, shake it a little bit, it will be fine then when someone opens the bottle boom all over them. Just to let you know its really powerful and shoots like 20ft into the air, awesome though
Oooo thats a good one, he loves French fries too. Writing this one down.

 

[mr. guitar]

This might not be effective but I did this to my English teacher in 8th grade. It was GREAT!!!! My friends and I put a fart machine under my English teacher's desk when she and everyone else was out of the classroom. In the middle of 6th period when everyone was quiet I pushed the remote when Mrs. Johnson was at her desk. Her face turned blood red.

So, everyfew minutes I would push it while she was at her desk and then she got mad. She said whoever farts again will get ISS. By that time everyone in the classroom was laughing.

Eventually I showed her what it was and the puched the crap out of me. (She's also my neighbor) My Science teacher thought that was the greatest thing ever.

 

[hot883]

When I was in HS, the youth minister got married and had us watch their new house. We filled the tub with jello, took all of their under garments, soaked in water, tied them in knots and then put everything in the freezer. Took off all the can labels and reattached them to other cans. Cat food was canned tuna, corned beef hash was peaches etc.

 

[mrdc]

Originally Posted by hot883
When I was in HS, the youth minister got married and had us watch their new house. We filled the tub with jello, took all of their under garments, soaked in water, tied them in knots and then put everything in the freezer. Took off all the can labels and reattached them to other cans. Cat food was canned tuna, corned beef hash was peaches etc.

Man, you are never watching my house!!
We pulled a practical joke on a buddy awhile back. He got a new house one late fall and the grass was brownish (basically means the grass was dormant until spring). We went over and with a bucket of winter rye and put sayings (some were not appropriate for me to say on this site) all over his yard. In no time, the grass started growing fast and winter rye is dark green so it stands out in the brown grass. Needless to say he wasn't too happy. He would cut the grass but it just kept coming back. He eventually burned his yard. I'm still waiting on him to pay me back!

 

[reckler]

I am an electrician so I have alot of good ones. the best is to take a roll of romex(250'). wirenut the white and black on the inside of the roll together so they make contact. the other end of the wire stetch out about 10'. strip the whit and black long enough to plug into an extention cord. set the roll on the top of the stair way, so whoever walks up the stairs will have to step over the wire. when they step over the wire plug it into the cord and watch then drop to there knees. this works if they have a tool bag on with alot of metal in it. it will only hold them for about 10 seconds, but it hold good. one time I did it, some guy forgot to put his belt on and his pouch took his pants off...

 

[sharkbait9]

I have a lot of tricks you can do that I do at house parties all the time or just for the hell of it if I stop by a friends house.
One is involving the bathroom and the other is the kitchen sink (if it has a spray nozzle attachment)
First thing first. Lift the lid on the back of the toilet tank. Pull the filler hose out of the down spout that fills the sump tank back up after flushing. Take that hose and lay on the lip of the sump and place the lid back on so the opening of the tub is pointed to/in the direction of the flusher. After the person goes to the bathroom and flush the toilet they get hit with a blast of cold water(usually crotch level) or even better is when they are a courtesy flusher they get in the back while they are sitting.
The second involves the kitchen sink. If the victim has a kitchen sink with a spray hose attachment take some black electrical tape and tape the handle down so when they turn the faucet on they get a shot to the face (depending on how the nozzle sits.
Or use clear plastic wrap (the kind you wrap food with) lift the toilet seat up and put a sheet over the bowl and put the lid back down. For the guys the pee bounces off the wrap and back on to them and the floor making it an embarrassing experience for clean up and for the girls lay sit and the well you can figure that out.
Water pranks are always funny.

 

[phixer]

Man those are good, I hope my buddy isnt reading this also.

 

[tank watch]

Reckler.
Are you suggesting electricute someone? How would you feel if you stopped someone's heart with a prank like that? Not everyone could handle this kind of prank.

 

[lobstergrabber]

Originally Posted by tank watch
Reckler.
Are you suggesting electricute someone? How would you feel if you stopped someone's heart with a prank like that? Not everyone could handle this kind of prank.
He created an electromagnet is my guess, no electrocution.
Keep em coming guys this is funny.
Rich

 

[tx reef]

I just put some plastic wrap on my toilet at home. If my wife doesn't see it, she is going to be really mad at me.

:hilarious

The worst one I did was when I used to be a land surveyor. We had a new guy working with us and we always played around. I did something to him and he decided to get me back by pouring water in my seat in the truck. After sitting in it, I told him to be prepared for a retaliation that would be a hundred times worse than what he did to me.
That night, I bought 3 javeneros(I am sure I am not spelling that right).
At work the nest day, when he was away from the truck, I squeezed javenero juice in his water bottle and put some around the rim of the bottle.
Then, I put more juice on his sandwich and all then I put all the seeds on there too.
He took a bite of his sandwich at lunch and hit his knees gasping and reached for his water bottle and took a huge gulp only to worsen his pain. He was sweating real bad and he rubbed his forehead. He must have had some of the javenero juice on his hand because welps formed all over his forehead.
As he lay on the ground writhing in pain I asked him if he would ever mess with me again.
Guess what? He said no.

 

[tx reef]

Originally Posted by TX Reef
I just put some plastic wrap on my toilet at home. If my wife doesn't see it, she is going to be really mad at me.

:hilarious

It didn't work. She spotted it from a mile away. I guess I'll put it there one night after she goes to bed so when she wakes up in the morning and is all groggy..........

:hilarious

 

[mrdc]

Originally Posted by TX Reef
It didn't work. She spotted it from a mile away. I guess I'll put it there one night after she goes to bed so when she wakes up in the morning and is all groggy..........

:hilarious

Dang, I forgot to tell about that story. A buddy of mine used to work at Su

ay and did the plastic wrap on the toilet for his female boss and he said it looked flawless. He liked his boss but she didn't like the joke. He got fired!

 

[reckler]

Originally Posted by lobstergrabber
He created an electromagnet is my guess, no electrocution.
Keep em coming guys this is funny.
Rich
Yes it is an electromagnet. I wouldn't electricute someone unless they hurt my family.

 

[hot883]

I was channel surfing earlier and went by MTV2 and they had a program on called "Home Wrecker" where you call this dude up and he helps you get even with someone. It was very funny.