Good Practical Jokes

[phixer]

:jumping: the games have begun, I managed to get a hold of his shoes yesterday, heh, heh, heh (black soles). Using a white out pen I wrote CHOAD on the left heel and BOY on the right heel, heh, heh

. He walked around half the day today with boots that said "CHOAD BOY", he even walked into a meeting like that.

 

[hot883]

Originally Posted by Phixer
:jumping: the games have begun, I managed to get a hold of his shoes yesterday, heh, heh, heh (black soles). Using a white out pen I wrote CHOAD on the left heel and BOY on the right heel, heh, heh

. He walked around half the day today with boots that said "CHOAD BOY", he even walked into a meeting like that.

me no understand :notsure:

 

[hot883]

There was a guy at the end of the block when we were kids. he was super mean to us for no reason, so one day we took monofilament line and tied it from bannister to bannister across his steps at the bottom. he no mess with us no more.

 

[ukcats]

I put a dead fish under the front seat of a coworkers car...
BTW..just in case you were wondering, it takes approximately 1.5 days for ocean perch to ripen in 75 degree weather....
AND RIPEN IT DOES!!!

:scared:
I still laugh about it today.

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by grips
I've heard that putting a few drops of visine eye drops in someone's drink gives them the Hershey's Squirts. That's what some bartender friends told me anyway. They keep it behind the bar for any customers that start to get out of hand. I've never tried it myself though.
Yup, its an old bartenders trick to get the unruly people to crap their pants and leave in pain along with being reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally embarrassed. I Have seen the repercussions of pissing off the bartender, that poor

[hr]
never knew what happened. That guy probably thought it was an innocent little fart and turned out to be a shart and had it dripping down his pant leg. Man I laughed so hard I had beer foam barf come up in my mouth.

 

[sharkbait9]

Originally Posted by schneidts
Many of you have made my Christmas card list.
TxReef- You need to baby oil the plastic wrap so it really pisses them off when they sit.
Sharkbait-

 

[seannmelly]

Originally Posted by sharkbait9
Yup, its an old bartenders trick to get the unruly people to crap their pants and leave in pain along with being reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally embarrassed. I Have seen the repercussions of pissing off the bartender, that poor

[hr]
never knew what happened. That guy probably thought it was an innocent little fart and turned out to be a shart and had it dripping down his pant leg. Man I laughed so hard I had beer foam barf come up in my mouth.
LMAO you guys are too funny

You guys have given me some good ideas..

 

[gen1dustin]

Originally Posted by Phixer
Before that we ran a wire from his brake lights to a magnetic horn which was attached to the front undercarriage of his car, when he stepped on his brakes he inadvertently honked at the car in front of him. :hilarious
:hilarious :jumping: :jumping:

Why have I never thought of this one??????
I gotta do that soon to someone.

 

[gen1dustin]

Me & a couple of buddys back in highschool always wanted to get in this guy's car that we hated & fill the A/C vents with baby powder. Then flick the air on full blast, so when the car cranked.......... poooof all over the car & hopefully in his face. We never got around to doing it because he always locked his car, well one day he locked his keys in his car at school & he had a spare key under neath the car in one of those little magnetic boxes. One of my buddys that wasn't involved in our stupid pranks & what-not saw him get that key so he told me. Then we got out of class early a few days later & snatched the spare key.

Well we were planning on following through with this prank then he totals that car. So it was back to the drawing board.
One time though we got bored & may have been under the influence so we hoped in our car drove to that same guys house & through eggs at his car & for some odd reason we bought a bunch of vegetables (carrots, potatoes, etc.) & threw them all over his front yard.
Good times back then, I've since grown up a little bit.

 

[zrocker]

Originally Posted by tank watch
Reckler.
Are you suggesting electricute someone? How would you feel if you stopped someone's heart with a prank like that? Not everyone could handle this kind of prank.
One of my uncles peed on an electric fence on a dare. He dribbled for a week.
If you had on rubber boots you could grab the fence and shock someone else.
Got a taste of your own medicine if your boots had any holes in them!!!

 

[phixer]

 

[30-xtra high]

my brother makes his own cigarettes,(he bought a machine with tubes, and tobacco). so when i spent the night over his house, i made him cigarettes out of spices... it was frikkin hilariuos. he smoked aregonaw...garlic...dill weed, ground sage, poultry seasoning,the list goes on...he flipped out

 

[maxalmon]

A buddy of mine really ticked me off, one day I saw him at Homedepot so I looked around until I could find one of those magnetic/alarm sensor things thats glued to a package, I managed to peel it off and walked up to my friend and managed to slip it into his coat pocket,....I've never seen anyone so embarssed in my whole life, he kept walking thru the door and alarms would sound, then they took all his packages away and made him walk thru the sensors and it went off again, then security and managers arrived then they took him into a private office for interrorgation

 

[thangbom]

How about shoe polish on the end of a refractometer...

btw: i loved the habanero in the sandwich and juice bottle hahahah
love it