551.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
552.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
553.If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
554.If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
555.What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
556.If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
557.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
558.If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
559.Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
560.Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
561.If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
562.If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
563.What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
564.On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
565.If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
566.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
567.How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
568.Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
569.What do you call male ballerinas?
570.How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
571.Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
572.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
573.Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
574.Can bald men get lice?
575.When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
576.Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
577.If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
578.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
579.Does the postman deliver his own mail?
580.Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
581.What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
582.Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
583.Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
584.Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
585.Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
586.How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
587.Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
588.If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
589.Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
590.If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
591.When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
592.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
593.Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
594.Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
595.If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 5000 pounds more?
596.If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
597.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
598.Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
599.What is another word for "thesaurus"?
600.DO YOU FEEL MY WRATH OF FURRY!?!?!
601. Do you know what they say about payback?