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pezenfuego

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1. How big of a tank do I need?
2. How much does all that water weigh?
3. How much live rock do I need?
4. What is the difference between live rock and live sand?
5. How much sand do I need for my tank?
6. What is the Nitrogen Cycle?
7. How do I cycle my tank?
8. What are some good starter fish?
9. What type of lights do I need to keep soft corals?
10. What is the correct pH for a tank?
11. How do I balance pH?
12. How to I increase calcium?
13. Why is calcium, alkalinity and pH so important?
14. How to I cure X disease?
15. How long does it take for a tank to cycle?
16. If I add some liquid bacteria, will it cycle my tank faster?
17. How long does it take a tank to mature?
18. What type of lighting do I need for an anemone?
19. What do you mean I can't have my tank in direct sunlight?
20. What are nitrates and phosphates, and how do they affect my overall aquarium's health?
21. How often should I do water changes?
22. What are the correct salinities to keep X livestock at?
23. How much water flow should I have?
24. What filter is the best?
25. What protein skimmer is the best?
26. What are refugiums and how do they work?
27. What in the world is that critter?
28. What temp should I keep my tank at?
29. What is a RO/DI unit?
30. What sort of stocklist can I make up for an X gallon tank?
31. What is an overflow box?
32. What is an external overflow and how does it work?
33. What is an internal overflow box and how does it work?
34. What return pump should I use?
35. What is the purpose of having a sump?
36. How much flow should I have through my sump?
37. How much light should I have over my refugium?
38. What type of algae is the best to grow in a refugium?
39. What in the world is a "turf algae scrubber?"
40. How much time does the hobby take up for you?
41. How much money do you spend each year on your tanks?
42. How much time do you spend watching your tanks?
43. Why should I get a saltwater tank to begin with?
44. What is a deep sand bed? 45. What is considered a shallow sand bed?
46. How are calcium and alkalinity and pH all interrelated?
47. How much will this cost?
48, Are you kidding?
49. Will this take away from your family time, and affect your life adversely?
50. How much do you spend a week/month/year on reefkeeping?
51. How much patience do I have? (one to ask yourself)
 

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52. Do I have plumbing, carpentry and electrical skills? (aquarists are handymen in all trades lol)
53. How do I move an already established aquarium?
54. How do I properly acclimate fish?
55. How do I properly acclimate corals and invertebrates?
56. How do I know when to add my first fish?
57. What should my first fish be?
58. How long should I leave my lights on?
59. What would be the perfect setup (in your eyes)
60. How often do you have to perform "tank maintenance"?
61. I have high alkalinity, how do I lower it?
62. AHH I HAVE ICH! What do I do??
63. What is hair algae?
64. How can I get rid of hair algae?
65. What is cyanobacteria?
66. How can I get rid of cyanobacteria?
67. What is bryopsis?
68. How can I get rid of bryopsis?
69. What are some great herbivorous creatures?
70. What are some great detritus eaters?
71. What is detritus?
72. How can I prevent the build up of detritus?
73. What is phytoplankton?
74. What should I feed my herbivorous fish?
75. What should I feed my carniverous or omnivorous fish?
76. Should I try to feed my hermit crabs and snails?
77. How do I make my own fish food?
78. Can I use playbox sand?
79. Can I use inert sand?
80. How good does sand really buffer pH?
81. Glass or acrylic?
82. What is TDS?
83. what is a DI unit?
84. How do you filter your water?
85. RO/DI vs. Tap water?
86. What is the efficiantcy of using an RO Unit?
87. Cost vs savings of using an RO Unit?
89. What's the best salt to use?
90. Why shouldn't I mix natural salt with synthetic salt mixes?
91. What is kalkwasser/limewater?
92. What is the pH of kalkwasser?
93. How do you mix kalkwasser?
94. How do you dose kalkwasser?
95. If food causes nitrates and phosphates, how can I limit nitrates/phosphates getting into my system?
96. What is a good macroalgae to use in my display tank?
97. What is a "lagoon style" tank?
98. What other types of tanks are there out there that are not standard?
99. How can I control evaporation?
100. How do glass tops effect gas exchanges and pH?
 

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101. How much evaporation should I expect from an Xg tank?
102. How does evaporation help control temperature?
103. How can I increase evaporation to control heat?
104. What is anaerobic bacteria?
105. What is aerobic bacteria?
106. How does bacteria play such an important role in aquaria?
107. What makes live rock "alive?"
108. How much wood can a wood chuck, chuck?
109. Are t5 lights any good?
110. Are Metal Halides as good as they say they are?
111. What is a retrofit kit?
112. Are VHO's any good?
113. What IS a protein skimmer?
114. Do I need an anemone to have clownfish.
115 Is this light good enough for an anemone (it usually isn't).
116. What kind of anemone should I get?
117. What is the difference between an anemone and a coral?
118. Do you have to wear gloves?
119. Is this a good LFS?
120. How big of a tank should I start with?
121. Can I get the fish from Finding Nemo?
122. How big of a tank does a tang need?
123. What should my test results look like?
124. When does the cycle end?/How long does the cycle take?
125. What is a good book?
126. How much flow do I need?
127. Do I need to run carbon?
128. What makes a reef a reef?
129. What is this brown algae growing on my sand?
130. Why is my water cloudy?131. What is that clicking in my tank?
132. Why are my fish dying, and what is this weird colorful crustacean in my tank?
133. Are UV sterilizers good, what do they do and do I need one?
134. What are Diatoms and how do I get rid of them?
135. What types of protein skimmers are there?
136. How many fish per 10 gallons of water should I add to my tank?
137. What do you mean "filtration media?"
138. Are Biowheels ok?
139. Can I put macroalgae in a tank full of tangs?
140. What macroalgae can I add to a display tank?
141. What substrate should I use for an aggressive tank?
142. How does temp affect salinity?
143. Should I dose trace elements such as iodine, strontium and magnesium?
144. How many watts per gallon do I need to keep LPS and SPS corals?
145. What are LPS corals?
146. What are SPS corals?
147. Why do I need to drip loop my electrical lines?
148. What precautions can I take to make sure my tank does not leak at the seams?
149. What is a GFCI?
150. Will a powerstrip surge protector be good enough?
 

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151. How many amps do I need to run all of my equipment?
152. What is salt creep?
153. What do I need to do to prevent condensation from getting into electrical equipment?
154. I am getting a voltage current in my tanks! What do I do?
155. What are eddy currents?
156. A powerhead blew up in my tank, what damage can it do?
157. Can pumps and powerheads add heat to my tank?
158. What is a phosphate reactor?
159. What is a carbon reactor?
160. What is a kalkwasser stirrer?
161. What is a calcium reactor?
162. What is an automatic feeder, and can I use one?
163. What is a "polyfilter?"
164. What is a fluidized sand bed filter?
165. How much will I see my electrical bill go up?
166. What are the usual monthly bills associated with keeping an aquarium?
167. How much does it cost to feed your fish each month?
168. How do I plumb in multiple aquariums on the same sump?
169. What size sump would I need to buy to plumb in more then one aquarium?
169. How would you set up an awesome breeding system? (maybe not so noob)
170. Can I set my aquarium in a sun room or a green house type of setting in my house?
171. How do I calibrate a refractometer?
172. How do I catch this shrimp?
173. How do I kill aiptasia?
174. What do feather dusters eat?
175. How and what do I feed my corals?
176. Do fish sleep?
177. How come some skimmers don't work right away and need a break-in period?
178. What precautions should be taken when handling corals?
179. Why do I have to quarantine, my lfs seems okay?
180. Why is live rock so expensive?
181. Why do I need so much live rock?
182. If live rock seeds base rock, then how much rock to I need to start with for X gallons of water, and how much base rock do I need to add?
183. How long does it take liverock to seed base rock?
184. Should I buy fish aquacultured or wild caught?
185. How long after acclimation do corals usually open up?
186. How do you "cook" live rock?
187. Do cleaner clams really reduce nitrates?
188. What type of fish/invert traps are there?
189. Can I make any traps myself?
190. Why are my corals melting away?
191. Why are my SPS corals melting away?
192. Why can't I get coralline algae to grow?
193. What is the purpose of coralline algae, why is it good, why do you want it?
194. What is a quarantine aquarium?
195. How big should my quarantine be?
196. How much copper do I need to add? What is the correct ppm?
197. What is hyposalinity and how can I do it?
198. What type of lighting should I have for my quarantine tank?
199. Should I quarantine corals too?
200. What are Red Bugs?
 

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201. what is the differance between a hospital and quarantine tank ?
202 do i need a light for my hospital tank ?
203. Do i need to quarantine my fish and corals before i put them in my DT ?
204 what are all the abbreviations like DT, bt, ck, PH, sps, lps, lfs, VHO, MH, DIY,"ok maybe not that one" and so on?
205 do i have to take out that ded fish or coral?
206 what is the best pump for the wattage ?
207 if i buy expensive stuff will it save me money in the long run?
208 what is the differance betwen Mogel and HQI MH ?
209 what is par.
210 if i get a 175w mh can it give as much or equal to a 400w HM in par?
211 where can hobbyists trade and sell there stuff so i can buy used and not new stuff.
212. Where are all the conventions that I hear about?
213. What is CITIES?
214. What is MACNA?
215. What is the difference between carribean, fiji, tonga, jakarta, marshall islands and other types of live rock?
216. Is one type of live rock better then the other?
217. Can I keep clams under power compact lighting?
218. What is this stringy type of "zig zag" stuff on my glass? Did my snails just mate?
219. What is the lifecycle of ich?
220. What is a frag tank?
221. How do I set up a frag tank?
222. What is a water resavoir? (sp?)
223. How can I set up an auto top off system without float valve?
224. What in the world is egg crate?
225. What are sundial snails?
226. What are tube worms?
227. What are barnicles?
228. What are "fishing" snails?
229. What are bad bristle worms?
230. What are good bristle worms?
231. What are vermitid snails?
232. What are hydroids?
233. What is this spongy looking thing?
234. How do you spot a good live fish store?
235. How do you know where to shop to buy great quality live goods?
236. If an animal looks unhealthy in a LFS's tank, should I take it home to save it?
237. Should I buy aquacultured goods before wild caught goods?
238. How hard is it to keep a nano tank?
239. What type of silicone should I use?
240. This stuff that I got at home depot says "mold and mildew resistant" is it still ok to use?
241. Does silicone stick to acrylic pretty well?
242. Does painters tape really help hold the glass up while siliconing it in a sump?
243. How long does silicone take to dry before you can move your project?
244. How long does silicone take to dry before you can leak test it?
245. How long does silicone take to dry before you can use it for an aquarium?
246. When working with silicone, should I take any sort of precautions?
247. How do I cut glass to make them into baffles?
248. What exactly is acrylic?
249. What type of acrylic is used for aquariums?
250. What thickness do I need to build my Xg tank? (What are all the factors)
 

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251. What tools do I need to cut and process acrylic? How can I keep acrylic from melting?
252. What are some tips and tricks to cutting and processing acrylic?
253. What sort of glue or solvent do I need to use?
254. How can I get the absolute best bond? Should I practice first?
255. How do I keep the acrylic sheets in place while I am working on them?
256. How do I make overflows and drill holes?
257. How do I fit it through the door, because I built it too big?
258. How do you bend acrylic?
259. Should I leave the brown paper or plastic on it while working with acrylic?
260. Can acrylic work be fun, and is it easy to make DIY projects?
261. Where can I buy acrylic from and how much does it cost on average?
262. How is acrylic different from glass?
263. I have a scratch! How can I get rid of it?
264. What are some plans for a DIY protein skimmer or similar piece of equipment?
265. What are bioballs and are they good?
266. What is live rock rubble?
267. What are nylon socks? Are there alternatives?
270. How will a rusty object affect my tank and water quality?
268. What are Unions? Where should I use them?
269. What are ball valves? Where should I use them?
271. What are gate valves? Where should I use them?
272. What are check valves? Where should I use them?
273. What are Bulkheads?
274. How do I glue pvc? What are some tips and tricks?
275. Should I upsize or downsize my pvc to decrease or increase pressure?
276. What is Teflon tape and how do I properly use it?
277. What are male adaptors?
278. What are female adaptors?
279. What are PVC cutters, how do they work?
280. What are Chan-locks? Why are they such an awesome tool?
281. How do I properly seat a bulkhead so it for sure does not leak?
282. What is PVC Cement and Cleaner, how do I use it?
283. What sort of environment do I need to work in when dealing with PVC?
284. What is my "internal flow rate" supposed to be?
285. How fast is water supposed to pass through my refugium?
286. What is "Aquascaping?"
287. How can I use epoxy to aquascape?
288. How do I make super glue gel "bridges?"
289. Why can't I smoke or burn candles around my aquarium?
290. What type of common tools can I use for the aquarium trade? (tongs, turkey baster etc.)
291. What is a good starter fish?
292. What are some other great books to read?
293. Where are some great websites for DIY related information?
294. Where can I find some of the supplies needed in the aquarium trade?
295. What is Mrs. Wages Pickling lime, and is it a substitute for kalkwasser?
296. What are some great forums to visit for saltwater aquaria?
297. Do your other pets like watching aquaria?
298. How much does glass weigh?
299. How big of a hole do I need to cut to fit a bulkhead?
300. How many inverts can you stock in an Xg tank?
 

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301.Whats your favorite color?
302.Do you have any kids?
303.Are you married?
304.Are you a vegetarian?
305.Do you like comedy shows?
306.Do you watch late night comedy shows?
307.Whats your favorite fish?
308.Whats your favorite corals?
309.Whats your favorite invert?
310.Who are you going to pick next?
311.Do you like Quails? Do you like Chickens?
312.Do you like Ducks?
313.Do you like coffee?
314.Do you like to read?
315.What does this sign mean? <3
316.Do you like Obama?
317.Whats your favorite food?
318.Which do you like more? Reef or FOWLR?
319.Do you like garlic?
320.Do you like sports?
321.If so, what kind?
322.What happened to CFR and Guapo?
323.Were you ever abducted by aliens?
324.Do you like beef?
325.Whats the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
326.Whats you best thing that's ever happened to you?
327.Which one would you pick over the other? Spots and beer OR all meaty/man foods?(option 2 does not include beer or sports)
328.Do you like to write?
329.Whats your real first name?
330.Do you like trees?
331.Whats your favorite music/song?
332.Do you like music?
333.Have you ever fallen off a house?
334.Whats your favorite car?
335.Do you like this banana?
336.What are your opinions on the CPR bakpak 2 skimmer?
337.Do you like clownfish?
338.Do you even have a saltwater tank??
339.If you do have a saltwater tank, can you post pictures?
340.Do you like seafood?
341.Whats your favorite movie?
342.Do you like action movies?
343.What was your favorite subject in school?
344.Do you like people?
345.Do you like this thread?
346.Do you hate Nw2salt08 for picking you?
347.Where were you born?
348.Have you ever farted in public and then everyone was looking at you?
349.Have you ever burped in public?
350.Have you ever picked your nose in public?
 

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351.Have you ever seen the Eiffel tower in real life?
352.Whats the worst injury you ever had?
353.Have you ever been in a car crash?
354.Do you own motorcycles?
355.Do you hate me for asking so many questions?
356.Do you have contacts?
357.Favorite animal?
358.Favorite PG movie?
359.Favorite super hero?
360.How long have you been drinking tequila?
361.What is your fave beverage?
362.What is your fave bacon wrapped treat?
363.How do you feel about global warming?
364.What is a talent you have?
365.Have you ever witnessed a crime?
366.Do you like to cook?
367.Do you wear glasses?
368.Can a person cry underwater?
369.Why does a pizza come in a square box?
370.Why do dogs get angry when you blow on their face... but stick their heads out the window in a car?
371.Do you like squirrels?
372.Whats today?
373.What are you doing for valentines day?
374.What kind of pets do you have?
375.What do you do for a living?
376.Have you ever seen anyone die?
377.Ever been in a car accident?
378.Whats your favorite restaurant?
379.If you could go on vacation anywhere, were would you go?
380.Has anyone ever run out of questions before?
381.Why isn't there root beer flavored ice cream?
382.What would an earthquake on mars be called?
383.Have you ever been mad at someone and not told them?
384.If you could kill someone and get a way with it who would it be?
385.If a rooster layed eggs on the peak of a roof which way would the eggs roll? Left or right?
386.If a plane crashed right on the border line of the U.S. and Canada where would the survivors be buried?
387.Do you play Go?
388.Do you know what Go is?
389.Have you ever had cake batter ice cream? Is it good? should I try it?
390.Ever been to Red Robin?
391.Your opinion on tea?
392.What is the weirdest hitchhiker you have had in your tank?
393.Why do some people go 35 in a 45, but remain going 35 through a school zone?
394.Is it just me or are the boards looking a little slow lately?
395.Your take on fast food?
396.Pudding or jello?
397.Have you ever died?
398.Do you enjoy watching TV?
399.Are you a hippie?
400.Do you enjoy this thread?
 

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401.Do you hate me now for asking you all these questions?
402.Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
403.At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
404.What is Satan's last name?
405.Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you

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406.Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
407.If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
408.Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
409.If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
410.If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
414.If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
412.Do they bury people with their braces on?
413.How far east can you go before you're heading west?
414.How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
415.Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
416.If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
417.If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 24, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
418.Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
419.If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
420.Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
421.If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
422.Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
423.If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
424.Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
425.If its 44:30 PM Dec 34 in Texas and 42:30 AM Jan 4st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
426.What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
427.If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
428.Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
429.When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
430.Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
431.If a baby's leg pops out at 44:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 42:04, which day was he born on?
432.In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
433.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
434.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
435.Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
436.Can you daydream at night?
437.Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
438.Can crop circles be square?
439.If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
440.Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
441.When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
442.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
443.Can animals commit suicide?
444.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
445.If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
446.How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
447.Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
448.When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
449.Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
450.Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
 

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451.If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
452.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
453.Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
454.Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
455.Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
456.Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
457.Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
458.Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have 459.to wear a hairnet?
460.If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn't refrigerated?
461.How fast do hotcakes sell?
462.Do prison buses have emergency exits?
463.Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
464.Can a black person join the kkk?
465.When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
466.When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
467.If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
468.Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
469.Why is it that before 9/44 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/44 they never used it?
470.Who was Sadie Hawkins?
471.Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
472.If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
473.Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
474.Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
475.What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
476.Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
477.Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
478.What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
479.If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
480.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
481.If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
482.Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
483.Do you yawn in your sleep?
484.Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
485.If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
486.Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
487.Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
488.If you died with braces on would they take them off?
489.If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
490.How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
491.Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
492.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
493.Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
494.How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
495.If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
496.In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
497.Why can't donuts be square?
498.Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
499.What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
500.If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
 

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501.Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
502.Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
503.Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
504.Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
505.What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
506.What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
507.Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
508.Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
509.How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
510.What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
511.How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
512.Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
513.How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
514.Why do they call it the Department of ******** when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
515.Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
516.Why are dogs noses always wet?
517.If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
518.Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
519.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
520.Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
521.If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
525.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
523.At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his a$$?
524.Do bald people get Dandruff?
525.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
526.Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
527.If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
528.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
529.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
530.Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
531.If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
532.Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
533.How come all of the planets are spherical?
534.How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
535.Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
536.Why do they put holes in crackers?
537.What do people in China call their good plates?
538.How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
539.Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
540.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
541.If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
542.Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
543.Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
544.If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
545.What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
546.Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
547.Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
548.Do your eyes change color when you die?
549.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
550.Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
 

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551.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
552.How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
553.If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
554.If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
555.What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
556.If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
557.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
558.If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
559.Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
560.Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
561.If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
562.If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
563.What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
564.On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
565.If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
566.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
567.How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
568.Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
569.What do you call male ballerinas?
570.How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
571.Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
572.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
573.Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
574.Can bald men get lice?
575.When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
576.Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
577.If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
578.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
579.Does the postman deliver his own mail?
580.Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
581.What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
582.Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
583.Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
584.Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
585.Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
586.How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
587.Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
588.If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
589.Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
590.If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
591.When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
592.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
593.Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
594.Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
595.If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 5000 pounds more?
596.If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
597.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
598.Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
599.What is another word for "thesaurus"?
600.DO YOU FEEL MY WRATH OF FURRY!?!?!
601. Do you know what they say about payback?
 

pezenfuego

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Originally Posted by Coral Keeper
http:///forum/post/2956896
also, u cheated, u just copied and pasted all my questions and just added yours
If that's what you consider cheating, then yep...that's what I did. I also used every question from Snakeblitz...I figured he might want some help answering those
 
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