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This is a thread in the "MarketPlace" of my local forum... I was laughing quite hard at it, until I realized my husband responded, LOL. I tried to take out all the links and I apologize for any foul language that I may have missed...
Title: Want to trade my wife for some frags....




Will trade my wife for ome frags...

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My wife is pissing me off, I'll trade her for some nice sps or lps frags....




















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Lmao! Any pics??
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your wife looks like a cuttlefish? That's pretty scary lol
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Well, she looks like one in the morning at least....


















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WRONG FORUM...
this belongs in 'Don't Pull My Chain'
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ehhh, I don't know, wife can be a deeper money pit than reef...
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Have a nice hammer colony if she cooks and cleans.. appearance not that important.. PM sent.
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now what if she can cook and clean but you have to roll her around sideways everywhere?

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I would trade but I already have one of those. Mines more like mantis shrimp. Pretty colors but lethal.
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>She won't be going anywhere.. she'll stay in the kitchen.. I will stick the ironing board with iron there as well.. lock her in.
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Is she toxic? Like palytoxin? I might have something of interest to you if you want but i need to know if i can return her if she doesnt get along with my other fish lol
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My wife is pissing me off, I'll trade her for some nice sps or lps frags....























mine pissing me off too....but i dont have tank to get any frags for...guess im screwed
















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you can probably trade her off for a tank. don't think you can get a whole system though...
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May b u can take her to the frag swab and trade her there..
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I was lookin for a nice clam..... pics would def help to
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Lol, glad everyone enjoyed the post, everyone needs a little lulz here and there! As for cleaning, good luck with that, she is pregnant and it's hard enough to get her to do anything but bitch these days!


















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+1 lolz
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I would trade but I already have one of those. Mines more like mantis shrimp. Pretty colors but lethal.

























Dear Darling Husband,
Apparently you forget that we share this account!
Sleep on the couch tonight!
Love,
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Great thread, even I had to laugh, especially when I saw that my husband was commenting in it!
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I think the last post was the best

Mr. BTLDreef will be cooking his little mantis shrimp a nice dinner tonight, or taking her to a nice restaurant! LOL
The thread is growing, he's getting so much slack because I wrote that. The local members know we share the username on that forum, but not everyone, LOL
 

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It's gotten a lot funnier, I'll have to copy more later. Basically they're trying to negotiate a trade, cuddlefish for mantis shrimp right now, lol
 

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Mr. BTLDreef will be cooking his little mantis shrimp a nice dinner tonight, or taking her to a nice restaurant! LOL
The thread is growing, he's getting so much slack because I wrote that. The local members know we share the username on that forum, but not everyone, LOL
So, what is on the menu for dinner?
 

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LMAO I read it to my wife and she said if I were to ever compare her to something it better be a great white shark....... cause she would bite my head off if i ever did that.
 

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No, he just commented in it. We share the same username on most sites, just can't here because I'm a mod.
 
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