Have You Ever Wondered...

[ruaround]

why psychics have to ask you for your name and dont win the lottery every time???

 

[crashbandicoot]

No doubt .

 

[socal57che]

nope.
psychic is the Swahili word for con artist.

 

[nyyankeees]

Umm no I've never wondered, cuz I know they're fakes.

 

[pblrdom]

Why can't you find fresh sardines in a fish market?

 

[pblrdom]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?

 

[pblrdom]

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

 

[pblrdom]

How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[crashbandicoot]

If there has ever been a thread that stayed on topic .

 

[tizzo]

Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2558607
If there has ever been a thread that stayed on topic .

Not if it's RU or cowfishrule...
None at 3 in the morning.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Originally Posted by Tizzo
http:///forum/post/2558618
Not if it's RU or cowfishrule...
None at 3 in the morning.

 

[spanko]

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[crashbandicoot]

Originally Posted by spanko
http:///forum/post/2559051
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Now that is a heavy thought right there.

 

[kerriann]

why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[tj51]

Why do people answer the question "do you mind if I (fill in the blank)" with a yes.

 

[spanko]

Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2559067
Now that is a heavy thought right there.
which one?

 

[spanko]

Americans throw rice at weddings. . . . Do Asians throw hamburgers?
Corn oil comes from corn; olive oil comes from olives. Where does baby oil come from?

 

[spiderwoman]

Crash, get back to work!

 

[tj51]

3 guys go to a hotel and decide to share a room. The desk clerk charges $30. After each pays $10 and go to their room, the desk clerk discovers he overcharged $5 as the room was $25. He gives the bell boy $5 to give to the three but seeing that he couldn't split it evenly, he kept $2 and gave each $1. So............how much did each of the 3 pay for the room? If they gave $10 and got $1 back that is $9. $9 X 3 = $27 and the bell boy kept $2 for a total of $29 where did the other dollar go?

 

[spiderwoman]

That's so misleading
All dollars are there... desk clerk has $25, bellboy $2 and each of the men $1...
$25+$2+$1+$1+$1 = $30