HEY, let's talk politics!!

[purity]

as always, yer one step ahead of me. i think we've achieved soulmatage

 

[kittykitty]

maybe we can throw a few rat dogs in there for the hell of it...
you know like some chihuahuas and toy poodles

 

[purity]

no poodles. but i'm totally down with the chiwis.
so do we live there or just vacate there occasionally?

 

[kittykitty]

no poodles?? why not? if I shaved its body except for the giant pom poms on its feet, tail, and the top of its head, would that make it ok? How about if I put a giant pink bow on its neck? I'm talkin GIANT obnoxious pink bow.
We can go on vacation whenever, but I'd probably end up staying there all year round. Especially if there were crocodiles eating chihuahuas.

 

[purity]

can't have poodles cause i used to have a pet poodle throughout my entire childhood. let's replace the pooodles with those tiny, ugly bald cats. you know, the same one that dr. evil had.
ok cool we can stay there year round but if a hurricane happens then i say we go to our 2nd home. btw, do you snore?

 

[kittykitty]

no but sometimes i laugh in my sleep
no kitties.
how about pugs? I hate those ugly

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[purity]

pugs are soooo dialed in. i've got NO problem feeding those bastardos to the crocs!
you laugh in yer sleep? even when yer not getting tickled?

 

[kittykitty]

yeah i dunno why, i have since i was little
i guess i just have really funny dreams?

 

[purity]

well that's ok. you don't kick do you? don't mind the fact that i occassionally toss & turn?
(i haven't been doing it as much lately ever since i got that temper pudic pillow thingy)

 

[kittykitty]

nope. i dont.

 

[purity]

perfect! and i'm assuming you like fresh frozen margaritas, fireplaces, massages, and dinner involving some form of bbq'd animal on a nightly basis...

 

[kittykitty]

you got me
I also dont eat ANY vegetables whatsoever, unless you wanna count potatos.

 

[blackomne]

I will have to get ahold of the airforce to airdrop you guys gift baskets with those muffins or sausage cheese baskets. Maybe even some fruitcakes.:jumping:

 

[purity]

eyyyup. and only if they're mashed & coated with gravy. damn! this chick is perfect. there's gotta be something wrong with you. there's just gotta be.
you don't have a lazy eye do you?

 

[kittykitty]

mmmm gravy.... or maybe just LOTS of cheese
cheese is good
I don't have a lazy eye

 

[kittykitty]

Originally posted by blackomne
I will have to get ahold of the airforce to airdrop you guys gift baskets with those muffins or sausage cheese baskets. Maybe even some fruitcakes.:jumping:

I'd probably feed the fruitcakes to our crocodiles, but the sausage and cheese is very welcome.

 

[blackomne]

Originally posted by KittyKitty

I'd probably feed the fruitcakes to our crocodiles, but the sausage and cheese is very welcome.
Two tons good because you know the airforce never moves anything small with a plane.

 

[purity]

black, feel free to lower some cattle down too. i'm pretty sure my loved one won't mind if have our own on-island slaughter house.
and i LOVE cheese. any food without extra cheese is like ordering a mixed drink without requesting a double shot.

 

[kittykitty]

Yeah, I put cheese on everything. (except for ice cream... however, now that I think about it...hmm..)
and I make a DAMN good cheesecake, so we gotta have an oven

 

[kittykitty]

oh, and if you're partial to lettuce and tomatos, and other rabbit food, youre gonna have to grow it yourself because i won't go anywhere near the crap
gimmie a cow and im happy
maybe some chickens.