hi.

nano reefer

nano reefer

Active Member
hi everyone. its been a while. when i was doing the avatar collage, and wasting my personal life to a website, i realized i had to stop. i deleted everything and avoided SWF.com for a while. so, sorry to all those who missed out.
i also have a confession. i am not 24, i cant bench press 350, and i dont' work at my friends bar part time. I am 38, i can bench 200, and working at a bar was a 1 weekend thing. I am however a graphic designer (probably one of the few true things on these boards about me). After reading the boards while i wasnt posting, a few people said some things that displeased me, and i just felt guilty. I have no idea why i signed up pretending to be someone I'm not, but it became natural for me to act like i was just out of college. maybe i miss being young, don't know, but i did it. any questions you have, feel free to ask.
 
ruaround

ruaround

Active Member
whatever makes you feel good man...
"I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online"
by Brad Paisley
 
cranberry

cranberry

Active Member
Hey, I wasn't correcting people on here when they thought I was a man. On another site my name is Jorge and I'm 25 or something (unfortunately I'm 36 *tears*)
 
rebelprettyboy

rebelprettyboy

Active Member
36 isnt bad im 19 and im attracted to older women! like 25-40 lol young girls get on my nerves lol... but my gf 20 lol!
Glad to see u back Nano. We dont care what u are, but u were missed!!!!
 
nofish

nofish

Member
Welcome back...

Lol, i don't even have a fish tank setup...anything i buy goes to my friends tanks....i bet my name makes sense now..
 
jeanheckle

jeanheckle

Member
Originally Posted by rebelprettyboy
http:///forum/post/2760983
36 isnt bad im 19 and im attracted to older women! like 25-40 lol young girls get on my nerves lol... but my gf 20 lol!
Glad to see u back Nano. We dont care what u are, but u were missed!!!!
25-40 Come on, 50 can be cute too.
 
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