Originally Posted by
SCSInet
http:///forum/post/3173910
You're not a bum, are you daddy?
No but I'm working on it.
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Wanna beer?
It's seven o'clock in the morning!
............... Scotch?
Not during working hours. Oh....uhhh... sorry pal.
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Would you kids mind keeping it down? Nikki's getting her blood tests back today.
Whose the father?
We dunno... might be Kevin's.
Kevin's a skunk.
Yeah, but kevin gets all the girls.
He sure got nikki!
(it's funnier coming out of an 8 year old)
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Doris, this is my friend Joan.
(introducing herself): TV
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You Butler?
Yeah.
You gotta problem with your horizontal hold?
I don't know.
Well your wife says you do.
Well... she oughta know... comon in.
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You know, when your dad was in the Army, we hadda run a tight ship.
There were no ships in the army!
Now I'm gonna have to watch it this weekend.
Sorry reefkprZ I know new tools are exciting, but you have to love Mr. Mom.