How to tell if your Boat is too small!!!!

[rykna]

I got this email from a friend today!!!
How to tell if your Boat is too small!!!!

 

[reefforbrains]

luckily Sharks arent attracted to a kayak full of feces which I am sure this one filled up with quick right about same time picture was taken.

 

[rykna]

Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
luckily Sharks arent attracted to a kayak full of fecies which I am sure this one filed up with quick right about same time picture was taken.

:hilarious

 

[sinaloa213]

Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
fecies
you mean "feces" GET IT RIGHT!!!!

 

[reefforbrains]

LOL yes, allow me to go edit. Thanks... I incorrectly spell a term for human sausage and you come to my rescue in 2 mintes flat. I have ph spike to 25.0 and it would take ya 3 hours.....turkey....LOL!

 

[hot883]

I surely needed the last 4 responses. Ya'all kill me.

Thats true though. The kayak full of feces would not be to apealing to the shark unless you just ate a sea turtle or seal pup. :jumping:

Then again, it might be the first kayak powered by "Methane Gas".

 

[sinaloa213]

I LOVE IT
thread of the week funniest things ive ever right in this thread
this made my day.......

 

[reefforbrains]

Should have a caption on this thing like those cheeseball pictures for Teamwork or Ambition and so on that hang in dorky offices.
this caption should say "Potential":
Johnny never thought he was much of an athlete, but all it took was the right motivation to break the open water kayak speed record.

 

[sinaloa213]

methan gas.....

wow my 4th period has all the cheesy teamwork posters

 

[rykna]

Originally Posted by SiNaLOa213
I LOVE IT
thread of the week funniest things ive ever right in this thread
this made my day.......

:happyfish I'd thought this crowd would appreciate it!

 

[hot883]

Originally Posted by SiNaLOa213
methan gas.....

wow my 4th period has all the cheesy teamwork posters

There's no "I" in TEAM, but there sure is a "ME".

 

[sinaloa213]

ahhahaha good one i just remebered a cheesy poster that said.....get ready for the most corniest thing you've ever heard
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we all smile in the same language
i dont get it

 

[nigerbang]

LOL....I added the poster phrase to the pic and made it my background..

 

[reefforbrains]

Was digging and thought this was worth another go around. Picture just says 1000 words.

 

[zman1]

Or not fast enough
2000 HP !
Here's the latest drug runner from some European nuts.
This thing belts across the English channel 3 times per week and was
just a blur on the radar of the British coast guard.
They were so blown away by the speed of the thing that they brought in a specialized chopper to catch it !!!
What was on board...... 300 kgs. of pure cocaine!

 

[rykna]

Gee whiz!!!! now that's horse power

 

[earlybird]

No matter the size of the boat I own it's always going to be to small.