I Am Leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flower

Well-Known Member

The more you are exposed to cats and kittens the more they grow on you. Kitties are cool. They are smart cuddly and crazy. What more could you want in a companion, and you don't have to walk them.
They are so smart they have their own little potty spot. In the house where he and you can stay warm in winter and cool in the summer. You can go out of town and the kitty will be just fine with a nice bowl of dry food.
He never bounces on you knocking you over when you get home. He even sleeps in your bed with you and still leaves room for you.
Kitties come in lots of colors and shapes and sizes. There is a kitty for everyone!
Cats clean themselves, you don't have to bath them. They make that wonderful purring noise when they love on you.
Did I mention kitties are cool, that’s right cool and sexy. That’s why phrases like "cool cat" "Top cat" and "alley cat" are used to describe people.
I am sure Darth, that with a little exposure to the wonderful world of kitties, you too can be turned.
Cats like watching the fish tank with you, it doesn't matter he is thinking lunch, he is sitting next to you, admiring your tank. He loves it as much as you do.
Cats live in small spaces, and you can hide them in an apartment so the landlord won't find out. They are cheap to buy toys for, a simple ball of string or a tiny ball with a bell in it.
When they ride in the car they have their own little carrier that you can lift without hurting your back.
Did I mention kitties purr? Oh it’s a wonderful sound, like a little motor running just for you.
Now I know you are thinking that I am trying to get rid of you. I am not. It is just that cats and kittens are so awesome that you should get to know them and then you wouldn't be so upset about posts that mention kitties.
I have a dog now, he is a good pet and very protective...But he is no cat. My last kitty of 18 years companionship died three years ago. He was hassle free and everyone in the our small town knew him. They thought he was great. My kids grew up with him.
So don't leave... Notice no picture, since you can't beat them, you should join them. Cats are cool.
 

pezenfuego

Active Member
Originally Posted by Flower
http:///forum/post/3002506

The more you are exposed to cats and kittens the more they grow on you. Kitties are cool. They are smart cuddly and crazy. What more could you want in a companion, and you don't have to walk them.
They are so smart they have their own little potty spot. In the house where he and you can stay warm in winter and cool in the summer. You can go out of town and the kitty will be just fine with a nice bowl of dry food.
He never bounces on you knocking you over when you get home. He even sleeps in your bed with you and still leaves room for you.
Kitties come in lots of colors and shapes and sizes. There is a kitty for everyone!
Cats clean themselves, you don't have to bath them. They make that wonderful purring noise when they love on you.
Did I mention kitties are cool, that’s right cool and sexy. That’s why phrases like "cool cat" "Top cat" and "alley cat" are used to describe people.
I am sure Darth, that with a little exposure to the wonderful world of kitties, you too can be turned.
Cats like watching the fish tank with you, it doesn't matter he is thinking lunch, he is sitting next to you, admiring your tank. He loves it as much as you do.
Cats live in small spaces, and you can hide them in an apartment so the landlord won't find out. They are cheap to buy toys for, a simple ball of string or a tiny ball with a bell in it.
When they ride in the car they have their own little carrier that you can lift without hurting your back.
Did I mention kitties purr? Oh it’s a wonderful sound, like a little motor running just for you.
Now I know you are thinking that I am trying to get rid of you. I am not. It is just that cats and kittens are so awesome that you should get to know them and then you wouldn't be so upset about posts that mention kitties.
I have a dog now, he is a good pet and very protective...But he is no cat. My last kitty of 18 years companionship died three years ago. He was hassle free and everyone in the our small town knew him. They thought he was great. My kids grew up with him.
So don't leave... Notice no picture, since you can't beat them, you should join them. Cats are cool.
Nice, did you start typing that book right after Darth posted this?
 
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tizzo

Guest
Originally Posted by Flower
http:///forum/post/3002568
Yes
But I posted no pictures cause I want him to stay. I just couldn't resist!


But... He said he's leaving if we ever STOP posting pics. Which means, in order for him to stay, you hafta keep em coming.

Originally Posted by Darthtang AW

http:///forum/post/3002403
I am leaving!!!!!!!...If you guys ever stop posting pictures of cats and kittens.
 

miaheatlvr

Active Member
First a big crescendo leading to an epic letdown!
I was waiting for the Dear John letter, mmm crimzy hurt my feelings so im outta here..lol
 

flower

Well-Known Member
Originally Posted by Tizzo
http:///forum/post/3002577
But... He said he's leaving if we ever STOP posting pics. Which means, in order for him to stay, you hafta keep em coming.


I didn't notice!! I misunderstood! Now I have to find some pictures, we have to get Darth to stay!
 

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/3002659
what can I say cats can't spell...
thats the point of LOL Cat though... sound as completely idiotic as possible all the while seeming witty...
you should have said something stupid like...
"mmm... i can haz fresh empalaz for dinner..."
"now i haz hair stuck in toof..."
or something gay like that...
 

lil.guppy

Active Member
My dog used to eat cats.....so one day I wanted a kitten. Everyone told me it was a bad bad idea.
I spent almost an hour with him laying him down and letting the kitten be near him. Correcting him anytime he showed anything.
It worked! The cat and him lived in harmony for a few months until my son killed it in accident
 
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