i bet you get this wrong. or you cheat.

alix2.0

alix2.0

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what is greater than god,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it you will die?
 
reefreak29

reefreak29

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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
 
alix2.0

alix2.0

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom... 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been...
sweeping around!!!
eh. lol.
 
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