I cant identify this creature. Help!!!

[roddey]

It has taken over my house. What do I do??

 

[zman1]

It's a Vagrant, return him to the park....

 

[monalisa]

Originally Posted by zman1
It's a Vagrant, return him to the park....
More specifically, the rarely seen bug-eyed vagrant...just don't feed it...it will eventually go away... that's what I'd do...

Lisa :happyfish

 

[roddey]

I tried that it just got bigger.

 

[roddey]

Maybe it is symbiotic.Maybe I could try turning down my light cycle?

 

[zman1]

Never give them a quarter, they will follow you home everytime.

 

[roddey]

I also notice that it prefers to attach itself to my couch.

 

[reefforbrains]

I dont think pepermint shrimp will do the job on this monster. Your going to need Joes juice.........lots of Joes juice.

 

[roddey]

Oh my God!!!It just drank all the Joes Juice mixed with all my Vodka!!What do I do now??

 

[monalisa]

Ah heck, just consider him adopted??
Lisa :happyfish

 

[roddey]

Ah Ok. It doesnt seem to be multiplying and it is getting along with the other house inhabitants.I guess I can see if it works out.

 

[monalisa]

Originally Posted by roddey
Ah Ok. It doesnt seem to be multiplying and it is getting along with the other house inhabitants.I guess I can see if it works out.
I would worry, however, if it start to split. Keep a close eye on the mouth...if it looks like it's splitting...well...run for the hills...
Lisa :happyfish

 

[caleigh05]

yup you got bankers!

 

[roddey]

Originally Posted by MonaLisa
I would worry, however, if it start to split. Keep a close eye on the mouth...if it looks like it's splitting...well...run for the hills...
Lisa :happyfish
I dont have much time. I was able to take this shot just as it split, but was unable to get out in time.I know it will find me.Goodbye

 

[meleerock]

:hilarious

wow

 

[roddey]

I made it.I hid all night long and when I opened the closet door after daylight I found this.I guess the Joes Juice with a vodka twist finally took effect.This was all I found left of it.

Joes Juice saved my life.

 

[compjtc]

You can capture such a creature by luring it into an enclosed area using beer.

 

[roddey]

Originally Posted by compjtc
You can capture such a creature by luring it into an enclosed area using beer.
OK,so I need to make a Beer trap.Thanks.

 

[zman1]

They tend to become quite territorial in confined areas. However, in large urban areas, it is not uncommon to find them schooling.
Or MadDog 20/20 works well for the trap...

 

[dual45s]

I hear that the (oft expensive) Senior Executive Trigger gets pretty aggressive around them, might try that.