matty0h_52
Member
This reminds me of familly guy when the pet rock kept peeing on the carpet.
I had to laugh!
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ruaround
Active Member
Originally Posted by Darth Tang
What treat? does it explain this part?
yes drink a couple more beers...that is the treat... it will make the trick seem more real...
here is another: Fetch: in a wide open area throw pet rock, wait until pet rock lands, run to pet rock, pick up with mouth, run back to original spot... another treat for you...
antibacterial soap instructions : use like regular soap...
What treat? does it explain this part?
yes drink a couple more beers...that is the treat... it will make the trick seem more real...
here is another: Fetch: in a wide open area throw pet rock, wait until pet rock lands, run to pet rock, pick up with mouth, run back to original spot... another treat for you...
antibacterial soap instructions : use like regular soap...
shu-perman
Member
The little moisture packets shipped in eletronics packaging...."not for human consumption"
Cool they sent me some candy w/ my TV...
Cool they sent me some candy w/ my TV...
birdy
Active Member
haha- my husband did something stupid with some equipment he used to work on (stuck his finger in front of a degreaser and hit the button causing the grease to be injected into his finger) and someone from the company contacted him and asked him a bunch of questions on how to prevent others from doing it. I told him that he just caused a disclaimer to be written in the instruction manual on not doing what he did. I laughed at him a long time about that.
unleashed
Active Member
Originally Posted by Birdy
haha- my husband did something stupid with some equipment he used to work on (stuck his finger in front of a degreaser and hit the button causing the grease to be injected into his finger) and someone from the company contacted him and asked him a bunch of questions on how to prevent others from doing it. I told him that he just caused a disclaimer to be written in the instruction manual on not doing what he did. I laughed at him a long time about that.
question is did he figure out how to prevent this from happening lol
haha- my husband did something stupid with some equipment he used to work on (stuck his finger in front of a degreaser and hit the button causing the grease to be injected into his finger) and someone from the company contacted him and asked him a bunch of questions on how to prevent others from doing it. I told him that he just caused a disclaimer to be written in the instruction manual on not doing what he did. I laughed at him a long time about that.
appaloosa1
Member
I got these through an email forward. I couldn't stop laughing!!!
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
37g joe
Member
the one that got me was I tend to read labels while Im in the bathroom well one of my wifes bath& body works products has on the label on the back. (this finished product is not tested on animals) so did they just test all the chemicals seperatly on animals them make the product? It sounds like away do test on animals but make it sound like they did not.
appaloosa1
Member
I think it means that they have no control over how the ingredients of thier products are tested. The peole they buy them from may test them on animals.
farmboy
Active Member
Originally Posted by Appaloosa1
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
Where are the parents??
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
Where are the parents??
darth tang
Active Member
Originally Posted by Appaloosa1
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
Now you tell me.
Darth (Third degree burn) Tang
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
Now you tell me.
Darth (Third degree burn) Tang
ruaround
Active Member
Originally Posted by Farmboy
We sometimes put clothes in the dryer to get rinkles out. That would be a fun ride!! . . . . .
heh heh "dryer iron" the bachelors way to wrinkle free clothes...
answering machine: leave message after beep...
i thought i heard a chirp and hung up....
We sometimes put clothes in the dryer to get rinkles out. That would be a fun ride!! . . . . .
heh heh "dryer iron" the bachelors way to wrinkle free clothes...
answering machine: leave message after beep...
i thought i heard a chirp and hung up....
nflnutswif
Member
LUNESTA a sleep aide, "caution may cause drowsyness" :thinking: