I want what he is smoking!

darth tang

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Forecaster leaves job to pursue weather theories
By Jana Peterson and John O'Connell - Journal writers
POCATELLO - To the rest of the country, Scott Stevens is the Idaho weatherman who blames the Japanese Mafia for Hurricane Katrina. To folks in Pocatello, he's the face of the weather at KPVI News Channel 6.
The Pocatello native made his final Channel 6 forecast Thursday night, leaving a job he's held for nine years in order to pursue his weather theories on a full-time basis.
"I'm going to miss that broadcast, but I'm not going to miss not getting home until 11 p.m.," Stevens said. "I just don't have the hours of the day to take care of my research and getting those (broadcasts) out and devoting the necessary research to the station."
It was Stevens' decision to leave the TV station, said KPVI general manager Bill Fouch.
"When Scott signed his current contract, he told Brenda and me at the time that it would be his last contract," Fouch said Thursday. "We knew, but the timetable moved up because of all the attention (he's been getting.)"
Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. He was a guest on Coast to Coast, a late night radio show that conducts call-in discussions on everything from bizarre weather patterns to alien abductions. On Wednesday, Stevens was interviewed by Fox News firebrand Bill O'Reilly.
Stevens said he received 30 requests to do radio interviews on Thursday alone.
Fouch said Stevens wanted to leave as quickly as possible because his "plate is full," and he needs to take advantage of the opportunities that exist now.
Stevens said he's received offers that he's not at liberty to discuss.
Stevens, 39, who was born in Twin Falls, plans to remain in Pocatello, where his family remains. He said his family wishes him the best in his future endeavors.
It costs him hundreds of dollars each month to run his Web site, weatherwars.info, but he said that's a price he's willing to pay.
"There's a chess game going on in the sky," Stevens said. "It affects each and every one of us. It is the one common thread that binds us all together."
Although the theories espoused by Stevens - scalar weapons, global dimming - are definitely on the scientific fringe today, there are thousands of Web sites that mention such phenomena.
"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."
However, Stevens never discussed his weather theories on the air during his time at Channel 6 - an agreement he had with the station management. What the meteorologist chose to do in his off time was his business, said his manager of eight years.
Fouch said he would miss Stevens, whom he described as energetic, easy-going and enthusiastic about the weather, but he is supportive of his decision to pursue his passion.
"His theories are his theories," Fouch said. "But, if you think about it - of all the TV weather people, he continues to be the most accurate. It isn't his theories getting involved with his professional job."
For Stevens, however, the recent attention to his theories has been somewhat of a distraction from work.
"When there has been so much attention, it gets in the way of them doing their jobs and me doing my job," Stevens said.
 

scubadoo

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Gives a new meaning to the name Mr Potato Head. Obviously a test tube baby that spilled on the floor.
Global dimming? Perhaps he has his eyes partially closed

Nut job!
 

farmboy

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Hey wait a minute!
I thought Bush made the hurricanes to punish people that didn't vote for him?!?! :thinking:
Now i'm really confused. . .

 

carshark

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no he is right, the Yakuza, the bright scientists they are
, could definitely create a device that could cause hurricanes. however, if they had gotten a hold on American hurricane devices, which actually do exist, it is possible.. but really Darth is right, that guy has a serious stash of something, that I wouldnt mind trying..lol
 

cowfishrule

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its true... its true...
what mr stevens is saying is 100% true. they have the weapon stashed away with Godzilla.
i read about all of this on the internet.
 

carshark

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Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
its true... its true...
what mr stevens is saying is 100% true. they have the weapon stashed away with Godzilla.
i read about all of this on the internet.
but they get their info from the talking walnut
 

scubadoo

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These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."
Quick call 911..our weather has been stolen!!
 

carshark

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Originally Posted by ScubaDoo
These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."
Quick call 911..our weather has been stolen!!
last time i looked I never saw a law stating it is illegal to pickpocket our atmosphere. they have found a loophole
 

scubadoo

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Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
its true... its true...
what mr stevens is saying is 100% true. they have the weapon stashed away with Godzilla.
i read about all of this on the internet.
Pic of mafia machine guarded by Godzilla......it's TRUE!!!!!!!
 

farmboy

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I wonder if ---- Chaney knows about this. :notsure:
I seem to have been edited for the first name of the vice president. My apologies to the offended party/parties.----Should read "Richard", perhaps?

BTW I know you all are just trying to keep this from him(Mr. Chaney)!!

:hilarious
 

cowfishrule

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Originally Posted by carshark
last time i looked I never saw a law stating it is illegal to pickpocket our atmosphere. they have found a loophole


maybe they will steal our air and bottle it into... perri-air
that old gag. thank god for spaceballs
she's gone from suck.................................... to blow
 
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