i wish i had written this song. its brilliant.

alix2.0

Active Member
we ran out of CD space by psychostick-
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
You would be like, "Man, that's ----ing sweet
I can't believe the world is made of donuts"
What if your hands were made of hot pockets
You would be the first one to be eaten
In survival situations
What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur
What if you peed out of your nose
What if your face was shaped like Mexico
Or trapezoids
Or Texas and Hawaii
What if the world was made of other worlds
combined into a world just like the world
you started with?
What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts
Making all the donut people pissed
What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like, "Dude this really sucks
I do not want a face made out of bumblebees"
What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like, "OMG that's lame
I wanna dad made out of ninja robots"
What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What if a hot dog was your tounge?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass
And FIRE ANTS
And three-meat jumbalaya
What if you tried to build a spaceship
With a cannon that shoots crocadiles at everyone you hate?
What if those crocadiles
Could shoot heat-seeking killer bees
Ensuring that there would be no escape
What if your room was filled with
Lots and lots of puppy dogs
You would be like "Aww, look at the puppy dogs
awwwwww, c'mere, c'mere, awwwww
What'cha doin little guy? What'cha doin?
aw the puppy doggies!"
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream
And nacho cheese
And pure sulfuric acid
What if the world was made of--
 

mantisman51

Active Member
Absolute poetry. I wish Frost and Wadsworth had been that visionary. I'm thinking meth is a creative cornucopia, only from which such wisdom and reflection can be manifest. I think I'll stick skewers in my eyes to experience their bliss.
 
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tizzo

Guest
Now THERE'S a song I'd like to hear on the radio! I would like to see music expressed as a goofy sorta art like this song.
It it rediculous, and it makes no sense, but It did put all kinds of mental images in my head, and made me happy...especially at the puppy parts, lol!!
 
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