If this applies to you, seek pro. help! LOL

nyyankeees

Member
You know you are a reefer if:
1. you would rather tinker with your tank than tinker with your "significant other".
2. you are watching "Baywatch, on location in Hawaii", and you only notice the corals, and can name all the corals in the shot, and don't even realise that Pam Anderson is wearing nothing but a white bathing suit in very cold water in that same shot.
3. you spend $12.00/lb for imported "purple" rock with living things on it that you can't even see without an electron microscope.
4. you like buying things twice, like a protein skimmer, lighting, live rock, et cetera, with the thought that "for now, this will be good enough 'til I get more money".
5. you have to borrow your friend's pick-up truck to go to the market so that you can fit all those 1 gallon jugs full of distilled water into one car in order to fill up your new 150 gallon tank.
6. you are late to work because you were up all night draining your 150 gallon tank full of that water from 5.) because you didn't bother to check if that bulkhead was fastened correctly, which it wasn't.
7. you get a very sharp pain in your wallet whenever you look at your tank.
8. your ears hurt from your "significant other" yelling at you all the time for buying things that you can't pet, name, train, wear, eat, or even touch, for 50 bucks a pop.
9 you spend 5 hours looking into your tank so that you can get the 5 second glimpse of that copepod scurrying under the rocks.
10. you stay up all night wondering what that thing in 9.) was, thinking it was a flea that will eat everything from 8.).
11. you know what strontium is.
12. you know what the relationship is between alkalinity (what you used to think was just a type of battery), pH, and calcium.
13. you have an unexplainable urge to see as many other reef tanks as you can possibly see, even if it means driving for 8 hours to get to them.
14. you know what the ocean (and fish poop) tastes like from sucking on that hose to get the siphon going so you can do the weekly water change in your tank. *note: this is only with the newer reefers.
15. you put more fluids into your reef tank in a day, than you put into your car in a year.
16. you've got a 3 ft.-high stack of vinyl bags, from bringing all those corals home.
17. you've got an entire drawer-full of tiny rubber bands that came with the bags in 15.), with which you struggled for an hour to get them off after getting your brand new corals home-"these will come in handy some day", you said to yourself at the time.
18. you make up 10 new cuss words after struggling with 17) to get them off of 16.) so that you can admire 8.).
19. you know the German word for "limewater".
20. you are reading this list.
Got this in an e-mail and thought it was cute, I'm sure many of you can relate!!
:hilarious
 

nemo lover

Member
20. You wait at you mail box for the mail man to bring you drygoods.
21. You Sign up at fish clubs over 50miles from home just to meet other reefers.
22. You wont go on vacation because you have no one to watch your tank.
23. You and your other fight over the computer because you want to check your messages, and they want to go to class.
24. Instead of shopping for clothes, food, or just saving. You hunt at all the lfs for stuff.
25. Your getting married and all you care about is making sure your honeymoon is some where tropical so you can snorkel, and dive.
26. You start talking to complete strangers about you swf tank.
27. Your kids want to go to Disney, and you try to convince them to go to seaworld.
28. A good day for you is when all the reading are perfect.
29. You get excited to see puple stuff growing, buggs crawling, and poylops extending.
 

beth

Administrator
Staff member
I can relate to all of those...don't know if that is good or bad though....someone should throw into that list the $600 camera you buy just so you can take pictures of your tank...forget the the kids, significant other, just get that shot of whatever it is that is hiding under your purple rocks!!

You spend all your time on BBs instead of with your family, friends?
You risk your job by hanging out at the forums when you're supposed to be working?
You trust strangers advise even when you have hundreds invested in your tank!
 

jer4916

Active Member
lol... i name my fish, they talk to me :) ..were friends :) ...and my girlfriend tells me i care more about my tank then i do about her..lol... plus one time i tricked her in to smelling the green stuff out of my skimmer.
mwa haha
 

schubert

Member
One time I sold my girlfriend's birthday present for money to buy a wrasse with...actually no I totally made that up. I'm not quite obsessive when it comes to my tank, although I am a very interested hobbyist. I am crazy about music though...consumed...enamored...CRAZY.
 

maeistero

Active Member
i just realized i'm sitting here in my home office surrounded by tanks, on this forum whilst my gf is watching tv in the lr like (normal?) people do. is she normal or am i? hehe, i have more living nature here than she does. i'm obsessed. yep. huh. gotta go, my star just took off for the other side.
 

nemo lover

Member
Oh Yeah Beth That Has Got To Be Added To The List. I For One Take More Pics Of My Tank Than Anything Else Including Kids.
Shubert Thats Just Wrong.. Out And Out Wrong. No Hard Feelings But Your Girl Friends Got It Bad. I Would Have To Get Revenge If I Were Her Omg I Can Smell It Now Uckk! You Did Replace Her Present With Something Bigger And Better Right!!
 

fishieness

Active Member
i just got my first skimmer today and its already filled with gunk... and my brother said he wanted to smell the stuff to see what it was like... so i have my work cut out for me in that department. heh heh
and by the way... if any or all of those apply to you, please dont seek professional help.... talk to me cause i have no one to talk about my tank with!!! :happy: hee hee ....<that guy looks so cute.
 

scoobydoo

Active Member
And don't forget.
The type of day you have is dependent on what your tank looks like in the morning!
This hobby is so stressful!
 

monalisa

Active Member
Oh man,
I'm WAY gone!!! :cheer: I don't think I read anything on this post that didn't apply to me...is there help somewhere????
Lisa :happyfish
 

moraymike

Member
Perfect! LOL!

"4. you like buying things twice, like a protein skimmer, lighting, live rock, et cetera, with the thought that "for now, this will be good enough 'til I get more money"."
 
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