I'm getting a new next door neighbor...

jennythebugg

Active Member
i think my karma is still intact but if she keeps watching us in the pool im gonna put a giant n.a.k.e.d. budwieser girl poster on our side of the chain link
 

coral keeper

Active Member
Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2656149
i think my karma is still intact but if she keeps watching us in the pool im gonna put a giant n.a.k.e.d. budwieser girl poster on our side of the chain link
I TRIPLE DOG DARE you to do that!
LMAO!!
 

jennythebugg

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2656103
I'm not so much concerned about her gossiping as I am her generally just bothering me and complaining about nonsense. See EG, there is a neighborhood dynamic at work here. You may understand this when you move out of that cardboard box on the side of the road.

I have lived in very close proximity to several older people. And I do not want to be told that my garbage can is too close to the curb, my hedges need trimming, or that my dogs were barking at 9:00pm. I also don't want to help her with her groceries or see pictures of her family members from the '30's. Maybe I'm just a jerk but I like an amicable, yet distant relationship with my neighbors. JMO.
ok so you are the crotchety old man on the block ?
.... a gift for you....
 

sepulatian

Moderator
Man am I glad that I don't have neighbors too close. There is one across the highway and down a hill (they are nosy but not close enough to spy) and a nice elderly couple just up the road from me. They have been to my house once in nine years. I have neighbors, but no one peering over a fence at me. They are close yet far enough away.
 

el guapo

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2656103
I have lived in very close proximity to several older people. And I do not want to be told that my garbage can is too close to the curb, my hedges need trimming, or that my dogs were barking at 9:00pm. I also don't want to help her with her groceries or see pictures of her family members from the '30's. Maybe I'm just a jerk but I like an amicable, yet distant relationship with my neighbors. JMO.

I can understand all that ,after all thats what your wife is for .
 

rushprop

Member
It is so funny to hear people talk about "old ladies." The last house I lived in was on a corner in the city, so our old lady neighbor actually watched out her kitchen window right into our backyard/parking area and onto our deck. Which was about 40 feet from her. If for some crazy reason, that old lady is on this forum, (and you know who you are) no one washes that many dishes!!! your one old lady. She would stand there and watch us non stop, as soon as we got home, no fail, kitchen light pops on, there she is. But heck who cares. Honestly kinda felt like I was a movie star, or atleast in a cheezy sitcom.
Now i live 1/4 mile off the road, no neighbor for a mile.
 

camfish

Active Member
Originally Posted by rushprop
http:///forum/post/2656566
It is so funny to hear people talk about "old ladies." The last house I lived in was on a corner in the city, so our old lady neighbor actually watched out her kitchen window right into our backyard/parking area and onto our deck. Which was about 40 feet from her. If for some crazy reason, that old lady is on this forum, (and you know who you are) no one washes that many dishes!!! your one old lady. She would stand there and watch us non stop, as soon as we got home, no fail, kitchen light pops on, there she is. But heck who cares. Honestly kinda felt like I was a movie star, or atleast in a cheezy sitcom.
Now i live 1/4 mile off the road, no neighbor for a mile.
You caught me...sorry for peeping, but your life was sooo much more interesting than mine.
 

reefforbrains

Active Member
Hit up craigs list and get some old car, immidiatley remove the wheels and primer it with grey, black, AND red primer.
Make sure to spill a beer half down your chest and show a min of 4 inches of crack over the top of some old jeans. Then go introduce yourself and ask to borrow thier plunger.
Bingo!! neighbors will never speak to you again.
 
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