I'm sitting in the Hospital
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reefraff
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Oh man!!!
OK, so you have the papa shark going to teach baby shark how to hunt. They come upon a swimmer and papa shark says "Here's how you eat people, first circle them 5 times just showing your dorsal fin, then circle the other way 3 times showing your tail fin too, then move in and eat them"
Baby shark says "OK dad but why do we have to do all that circling instead of just eating them?"
Papa shark says "they taste better without any crap in them"
Are we distracted yet?
OK, so you have the papa shark going to teach baby shark how to hunt. They come upon a swimmer and papa shark says "Here's how you eat people, first circle them 5 times just showing your dorsal fin, then circle the other way 3 times showing your tail fin too, then move in and eat them"
Baby shark says "OK dad but why do we have to do all that circling instead of just eating them?"
Papa shark says "they taste better without any crap in them"
Are we distracted yet?
flower
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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3308880
Oh man!!!
OK, so you have the papa shark going to teach baby shark how to hunt. They come upon a swimmer and papa shark says "Here's how you eat people, first circle them 5 times just showing your dorsal fin, then circle the other way 3 times showing your tail fin too, then move in and eat them"
Baby shark says "OK dad but why do we have to do all that circling instead of just eating them?"
Papa shark says "they taste better without any crap in them"
Are we distracted yet?
This computer is sooo slow. Anyway Yes, that's a good joke. It did manage to make me laugh.
reefraff
Active Member
So an Irishman walks past a bar, No, really, It could happen.
Last night I told the wife she wasn't keeping up with the housework like she's supposed to. Next time I see her I will have to appologize for that. Doc says it should take another 3 days for the swelling to go down enough.
Love means never having to say you're sorry. Thats what Zales created in store credit for.
Last night I told the wife she wasn't keeping up with the housework like she's supposed to. Next time I see her I will have to appologize for that. Doc says it should take another 3 days for the swelling to go down enough.
Love means never having to say you're sorry. Thats what Zales created in store credit for.
salty-fish
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Glad for the good news. Ya'll still in my prayers though.
flower
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Originally Posted by Salty-Fish http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3308945
Glad for the good news. Ya'll still in my prayers though.
We can never have too much prayer! Thank you.
Originally Posted by Salty-Fish http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3308945
Glad for the good news. Ya'll still in my prayers though.
We can never have too much prayer! Thank you.
meowzer
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Originally Posted by Flower http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3308934
LOL..Thanks reefraff for the chuckles!
I just got home.....Mom is okay..the lump is NOT cancer!!!
Whew, I feel like I dodged a bullet...
YIPPPEEEEE.......so glad to hear it
Originally Posted by Flower http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3308934
LOL..Thanks reefraff for the chuckles!
I just got home.....Mom is okay..the lump is NOT cancer!!!
YIPPPEEEEE.......so glad to hear it
flower
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Originally Posted by 242bats http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3308987
good to here that things will be ok
my mother-in-law is a breast cancer survivor
Thanks everyone.
242bats, I can’t imagine the helplessness your wife had to feel. I just contemplated the possibility and found it crippling. I couldn’t even entertain the thought. I think it’s a family disease so all of you are cancer survivors…You guys are in my prayers for continued health.
flower
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Originally Posted by 242bats http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3309022
thanks flower, unfortunatey everyone in my wifes family has had some sort of cancer, but only one died under the age of 90 OMG some tough folks, lots of moonshine and the hills
In my family its heart attacks. I have a bad heart, I suffered a massive attack when I was 22. My older brother died at 48 of a heart attack, my X brother in law died yesterday of a massive heart attack. My Xs father died of a heart attack as well. So my kids have bad tickers on both sides. My daughter has a messed up rhythm and my 13 year old granddaughter is on heart medication already, her blood pressure drops and she faints.
Living to the age of 90..what a blessing and maybe you should bottle that moonshine...LOL
cranberry
Active Member
I'm glad everything turned out ok. Cancer is SO scary and seems to have touched my life too often to think of. I have lost some of the super people in my life because it. I've had a scare with it recently with a lump in my throat. It turned out to be a goiter. But then they wanted to scan me because my thyroid was full of nodules. It's not a nice test result to wait for.... and you think of all the people you'd leave behind, not yourself.
flower
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Originally Posted by Al&Burke http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3309166
Glad to hear everything is OK Flower, I am a 10 year survivor.
BIG ..REALLY BIG ...HUG.. I know it isn't the death sentence it once was if detected early..and yet it is the most dreaded and feared. Thank you for reminding me, we can overcome..and I'm sooo glad you did.
Slice, LOL...I love this old lady sooo much...I enjoy every day I have with her. That picture will be bringing me smiles for years to come.
Cranberry, we went out to dinner after the hospital's good news. It was a hard day to get through. I think cancer has touched all our lives, if it doesn't touch us, it reaches out and touches our families..may they find a cure soon for every type.
Originally Posted by Al&Burke http:///forum/thread/380244/i-m-sitting-in-the-hospital#post_3309166
Glad to hear everything is OK Flower, I am a 10 year survivor.
BIG ..REALLY BIG ...HUG.. I know it isn't the death sentence it once was if detected early..and yet it is the most dreaded and feared. Thank you for reminding me, we can overcome..and I'm sooo glad you did.
Slice, LOL...I love this old lady sooo much...I enjoy every day I have with her. That picture will be bringing me smiles for years to come.
Cranberry, we went out to dinner after the hospital's good news. It was a hard day to get through. I think cancer has touched all our lives, if it doesn't touch us, it reaches out and touches our families..may they find a cure soon for every type.
