Its so hard to find......

caillou

caillou

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Imagine my excitement when I got the call from my wife telling me she found it! So, what do I do? I get dressed get in the car and rush over to meet her only to find a group of granola's picketing it's very existence. Don't ask me why. Any way I get in there and there's a line about 15 people deep. I don't know why but every time I get into a line it seems like I'm the last person in it. So I'm waiting there and this really pretty girl is standing in front of me. So I'm checking her out as any married man would do, and her boyfriend sees me checking her out. This guy had to be 6'2 and 270 lbs. anyway I'm thinking I'm about to start scrapping with this guy but the girl starts screaming at him because he's checking some other girl out. anyway to make a long story short I finally get to the front of the line and the bit@! in front of me gets the last two. So if anyone out there finds any let me know. I'd love to have one.
 
bdhough

bdhough

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? where's the guy who originally posted this? He wanted IT on the West coast. Where is IT on the East coast?
 
dburr

dburr

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I'm on the east coast, it's not here. I heard it's in the mid west. I need some, can you ship it to me? I'll pay the shipping costs.
Can't wait to get it.
 
lopeyc

lopeyc

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It is like pornography: you'll know it when you see it.
Of course, it is important to remember that it is only a philosphical theory that it exists. In fact, the philosopher who first described the theory of it was known to dabble in certain mind-altering substances and the results of his experiments with it have never been successfully replicated. However, it is believed that if it does in fact exist, it is both very, very large and very, very small, with absolutely no density at all.
Also, it is a sort of a puce green.
 
j21kickster

j21kickster

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Last time i found it was while i was taking a pee at a baseball game- i wouldnt help but yell "I found it!!!!".... I have never had that many people look at my *&$^ at once- egggghhhhhhh -Thank god i was accindenly in the women's bathroom:D
 
coloradodeb

coloradodeb

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It was in the midwest....finally cleaned out my purse, and there IT was...........stuck to a piece of gum! Of all places.....................
 
sammystingray

sammystingray

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Originally posted by Melody
IT rubs the lotion on It's skin.
ahahahahahaha! That made me laugh out loud!!:D I have that movie on DVD.:)
 
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