Just for Crimzy.

darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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We tried something earlier today and it was viewed wrongly. I would like to continue our ribbing of humour at each others expense, if you are up for it?
There I think I covered the mods and made it clear this is all in good fun.
If not, Do I send the pacifier to your office or work?
Swing by Oshman's and pick up some new head gear, you are gonna need it.
Does head gear come in a mongaloid size?
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/2969710
dude... you forgot to jab at the Lions... ohhh wait... they do that themselves...

I can't say anything worse about the lions, commenting on their wonderful one of a kind 0-16 record would just be kicking a dead horse..........or is that dead lion? How have those first round wide receiver draft picks worked out for you guys.,.......oh yeah, I remember, they helped you become the first team in history to go 0-16..........well atleast the Lions can say they have done something no other team in the league has ever done. I guess that is one way to make the hall of fame and the record books............
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2969695
We tried something earlier today and it was viewed wrongly. I would like to continue our ribbing of humour at each others expense, if you are up for it?
There I think I covered the mods and made it clear this is all in good fun.
If not, Do I send the pacifier to your office or work?
Swing by Oshman's and pick up some new head gear, you are gonna need it.
Does head gear come in a mongaloid size?


Yeah, I've been told before that I have a big head... I generally just tell the people not to talk with their mouth full...

This thread sounds like tons o' fun. But where is your obligatory, "If I hear this one more time then I'll stick a tree branch up my a$$..."? I rather enjoy your whiney discussions of self-mutilation.
By the way... please tell your wife to stop hitting on me on Facebook... NO, I DON'T WANT TO SHOTGUN ANY NATTY LIGHT IN THE BACK OF HER PICKUP TRUCK!! (Once was plenty for that toothless wonder)...
 
turningtim

turningtim

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2969808
This thread sounds like tons o' fun. But where is your obligatory, "If I hear this one more time then I'll stick a tree branch up my a$$..."? I rather enjoy your whiney discussions of self-mutilation
My personal favorite is "Wait let me throw myself down the stairs......"
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2969808
Yeah, I've been told before that I have a big head... I generally just tell the people not to talk with their mouth full...

This thread sounds like tons o' fun. But where is your obligatory, "If I hear this one more time then I'll stick a tree branch up my a$$..."? I rather enjoy your whiney discussions of self-mutilation.
By the way... please tell your wife to stop hitting on me on Facebook... NO, I DON'T WANT TO SHOTGUN ANY NATTY LIGHT IN THE BACK OF HER PICKUP TRUCK!! (Once was plenty for that toothless wonder)...

Is it her fault you missed your salad tossing buddy when you failed to keep him from heading to jail. You were so distraught over that she is just looking out for your feelings and making sure you don't sink into a depression again. Just be honest and state you no longer can afford the price for her services. Dude the economy is bad and people are cutting back. We understand if it is cheaper to rent a dog for the day to give you the same service. Now I understand what the canned dog food was for......
You keep asking for me to whine, From my experience your wife should be doing enough of this for your and your extended family. By the way, she told me she still doesn't understand why you insist on dressing up in the bunny costume and braying like a donkey.....well the donkey part she gets as that fits, but the bunny suit is confusing her......But I managed to console her once again for you.
By the way, the pants she brought over to me from you had a hole in the rear. When I asked about this she mumbled something about "favorite client" and " miracle whip".
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by TurningTim
http:///forum/post/2969859
My personal favorite is "Wait let me throw myself down the stairs......"

Comments from the peanut gallery are not needed. Go back and sit with the rest of the chimps like a good monkey.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2969883
Is it her fault you missed your salad tossing buddy when you failed to keep him from heading to jail. You were so distraught over that she is just looking out for your feelings and making sure you don't sink into a depression again. Just be honest and state you no longer can afford the price for her services. Dude the economy is bad and people are cutting back. We understand if it is cheaper to rent a dog for the day to give you the same service. Now I understand what the canned dog food was for......
You keep asking for me to whine, From my experience your wife should be doing enough of this for your and your extended family. By the way, she told me she still doesn't understand why you insist on dressing up in the bunny costume and braying like a donkey.....well the donkey part she gets as that fits, but the bunny suit is confusing her......But I managed to console her once again for you.
By the way, the pants she brought over to me from you had a hole in the rear. When I asked about this she mumbled something about "favorite client" and " miracle whip".


I leave for a couple hours to cure the injustices of the world, and look what happens while I'm gone. Nice work, didn't think you had it in you. Unfortunately, as is commonplace for you, I think you peaked a bit too early in this endeavor.

I can't get on board with any smack referring to your OWN wife as a streetwalker, and suggesting that she is a step above a dog-for-rent, but to each his own I guess.

Your client favor smack is fine... but what is up with the "miracle whip" imagery? Is there something you'd like to share with the class?
BTW, my wife wanted me to tell you the following message... you're still not in!!! She figured you didn't know.

Wish I could spend a bit more time on this little spat... but that's not really worth it. You would just be the undercard anyway. Late.
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2969990

I leave for a couple hours to cure the injustices of the world, and look what happens while I'm gone. Nice work, didn't think you had it in you. Unfortunately, as is commonplace for you, I think you peaked a bit too early in this endeavor.

Naw, I am just getting started. Speaking of peaking, your personal vagra rep called...He said your next shipment will be delayed and go back to the pump method for now. He apologized and will give you a credit.
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2969990
Your client favor smack is fine... but what is up with the "miracle whip" imagery? Is there something you'd like to share with the class?
Why are you asking me? I am just going off of what your wife showed me in those photos you submitted to the gay ---- industry the last time you tried to get your "big" break.
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2969990
BTW, my wife wanted me to tell you the following message... you're still not in!!! She figured you didn't know.

To easy. That isn't my fault. I keep sending her weight watchers as I am tired of folding back the rolls to get there. A fold is a fold at this point.
Maybe we should get off the wives, just got off yours...............
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2969990
Wish I could spend a bit more time on this little spat... but that's not really worth it. You would just be the undercard anyway. Late.


You could have just said, "I know you are, but what am I?", Peewee Herman.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2970049
To easy. That isn't my fault. I keep sending her weight watchers as I am tired of folding back the rolls to get there. A fold is a fold at this point.
Maybe we should get off the wives, just got off yours...............

Hey bro... 1982 called... they want their insults back.
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2970066
I just figured if I insulted towards your age, you could feel like you were back in your Hey day, back when you were semi relevant
Semi relevant??? I was 6!!!
Actually, that was a pretty good year...
 
crimzy

crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2970083
Like I said, your hey-day. You know it has been all down hill from then.

No, this is not what you're wife looks like after a quarter barrel of Milwaukee's Best in the back of your El Camino, (well it's not just that
). It's just that your lame insults are boring me to tears. I'm not talking about the same type of tears as when you lost your first lover at 8 years old, (and when I say "lover", I'm talking about your priest... you know what I'm talking about
). I'm talking about the excruciating minutia that you exhibit everyday in your born-again-republican threads. Now I see why you have to resort to statements like, "If _____, I may have to kick myself in the balls...". Obviously everyone reading your nonsense also wants to give you a nice kick to the package.
So keep putting forth aggressive imagery in a way to hide your latent homosexuality, just as most ultra macho, closet munchers will do. I don't really want to continue demeaning your manliness... after all, your mancard is very important to you. Without that, how would you get into the boy bars? So my advice to you is to go clean your gun, slap your wife and throw some more violent statements on the web. Just stay away from the young boys... THE CYCLE MUST STOP SOMEWHERE!!!
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2970102

No, this is not what you're wife looks like after a quarter barrel of Milwaukee's Best in the back of your El Camino, (well it's not just that
). It's just that your lame insults are boring me to tears. I'm not talking about the same type of tears as when you lost your first lover at 8 years old, (and when I say "lover", I'm talking about your priest... you know what I'm talking about
). I'm talking about the excruciating minutia that you exhibit everyday in your born-again-republican threads. Now I see why you have to resort to statements like, "If _____, I may have to kick myself in the balls...". Obviously everyone reading your nonsense also wants to give you a nice kick to the package.
So keep putting forth aggressive imagery in a way to hide your latent homosexuality, just as most ultra macho, closet munchers will do. I don't really want to continue demeaning your manliness... after all, your mancard is very important to you. Without that, how would you get into the boy bars? So my advice to you is to go clean your gun, slap your wife and throw some more violent statements on the web. Just stay away from the young boys... THE CYCLE MUST STOP SOMEWHERE!!!
WOW!!! Corky Thatcher's everywhere would be proud of their fellow short bus window licker. He managed to type a 4 syllable word. Or did you have one of your partners at work type this up for you? If this is the case, I retract my compliment regarding your mental capacity and your ability to hold off slapping your chest long enough to string together such a compilation of useless banter and lame insults.
Let's see a priest joke, how original....I guess 1992 is still relevant to you. Possible because that was the year your dad took your Barbies away and introduced the plastic blow up doll to you.
Questioning my manhood.....I might actually shudder at this thought, however...........................your over usage of smilies shows an avid child like behavior. Now we know you have the mental capacity of chia pet (and the hair to match) therefore your smilie usage can be excused. as your inability to express yourself through the written word is as clear as the overabundance of coloring and connect the dot books are in your library. We know you still struggle with coloring in the lines. It is ok. The Ringer is proof that even in today's age, mental midgets such as yourself can become somebody......and become famous.
Be careful hugging that tree......The bark might rip your pee bag.
 
aquaknight

aquaknight

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I'm enjoying this slapstick comedy as much as the next guy, just wondering why it was aired out on the board... Assuming because your two Inboxes are full, from PM'ing each other sweet nothings... "Silk boxers today.... Hitting the shower in 15mins.... Got extra sweaty at the gym today....."
 
darthtang aw

darthtang aw

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Originally Posted by AquaKnight
http:///forum/post/2970135
I'm enjoying this slapstick comedy as the next person, just wondering why it was aired out on the board... Assuming because your Inboxes are full from you two PM'ing each other sweet nothing... "Silk boxers today.... Hitting the shower in 15mins.... Got extra sweaty at the gym today....."

Because Crimzy receives some sick pleasure at being demeaned in public. Why else do you think he wears a pink bunny suit complete with handcuffs and fuzzy slippers to work....the guy is nutbag.
I am just helping him live the dream......live the dream.
 
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