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crimzy

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2970118
WOW!!! Corky Thatcher's everywhere would be proud of their fellow short bus window licker. He managed to type a 4 syllable word. Or did you have one of your partners at work type this up for you? If this is the case, I retract my compliment regarding your mental capacity and your ability to hold off slapping your chest long enough to string together such a compilation of useless banter and lame insults.
Let's see a priest joke, how original....I guess 1992 is still relevant to you. Possible because that was the year your dad took your Barbies away and introduced the plastic blow up doll to you.
Questioning my manhood.....I might actually shudder at this thought, however...........................your over usage of smilies shows an avid child like behavior. Now we know you have the mental capacity of chia pet (and the hair to match) therefore your smilie usage can be excused. as your inability to express yourself through the written word is as clear as the overabundance of coloring books and connect the dot book are in your library. We know you still struggle with coloring in the lines. It is ok. The Ringer is proof that even in today's age mental midgets such as yourself also can become somebody......and become famous.
Be careful hugging that tree......The bark might rip your pee bag.
The last line's got some minor entertainment value.

The rest is complete drivel. But then again I think you know that... more retard smack, coloring in the lines, smilies??? Come on Darth, you can do better than that.

Nothing wrong with a little blow-up doll humor, though. However if my dad did give me one when I was 16, he would have been the coolest dad EVER!!!
Seriously though, tell me what's going on with you people in Texas? Taking a break from the ripfest for a moment, you all truly seem to be complete whackos... and the scary thing is that YOU ALL think alike. Every Texan on here is a gun-toting, shoot-em-up lunatic. I wish this was just a verbal jab, but unfortunately it's like the mentality of your whole state is a carbon copy of the slums of Detroit.
I may have to depart this fun for a while as I have to get some coloring done before I hop on a plane in a couple hours. Don't worry, I'm not coming to kick your tough-talking a$$... just going to impress another client with my 4-syllable words. But please keep practicing... I'll have my laptop and may check back later.
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2970140
The last line's got some minor entertainment value.

The rest is complete drivel. But then again I think you know that... more retard smack, coloring in the lines, smilies??? Come on Darth, you can do better than that.

Nothing wrong with a little blow-up doll humor, though. However if my dad did give me one when I was 16, he would have been the coolest dad EVER!!!
Seriously though, tell me what's going on with you people in Texas? Taking a break from the ripfest for a moment, you all truly seem to be complete whackos... and the scary thing is that YOU ALL think alike. Every Texan on here is a gun-toting, shoot-em-up lunatic. I wish this was just a verbal jab, but unfortunately it's like the mentality of your whole state is a carbon copy of the slums of Detroit.
I may have to depart this fun for a while as I have to get some coloring done before I hop on a plane in a couple hours. Don't worry, I'm not coming to kick your tough-talking a$$... just going to impress another client with my 4-syllable words. But please keep practicing... I'll have my laptop and may check back later.

What did I expect from the resident colon thief. Color commentary without the color. Dude, John Madden has made more intelligent comments.
1st and foremost. I don't live in texas, nor am I from there.
I never realized Detroit had an area that wasn't a slum.
As A resident of Detroit you have no room to comment on the mental status nor state of anyone in Texas. When the only ones with a job in your city are cockroaches and lawyers that is a sad state to be in.....especially since one of those is an insect...................................I will let you decide which.
Just a little FYI. It is cheaper for you to deflate your girlfriend and check her on the plan in the luggage instead of leaving her inflated and buying a ticket.
 
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