Just good stories...

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jdragunas

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Ok, i love hearing good stories... doesn't matter what they're about. So i'll start:
So me and Joe were laying on the couch at my parents house (this is obviously when i still lived at home). We're watching tv, and i notice that Joe has fallen asleep, so i nudged him a little bit to wake him up. Then he sat up and looked at me with his eyes wide open and said, "We have to get them some soup". I was like, "WHAT???". He was like "We have to go ge them some soup". I was like, "What are you talking about???". Then you could tell he was getting really really frustrated, and he was like, "WE HAVE TO GO GET THEM, i have no idea what i'm talking about...". It was the funniest thing every. Turns out he was having a dream about working in a shelter for homeless people. He was getting so mad at me cause i didn't know what he was talking about.
OOOOHHHH, another fun Joe story, only i wasn't there for this one. Joe was out with his friends, and one of his buddies thought it would be a good idea to give Joe a ride on his shoulders. For those of you who've never seen Joe, he's about 5'9" and 230lbs of pure muscle (he used to be a bodybuilder)... Yeah so the shoulder ride didn't go so well... Joe fell off and landed on his head. Then he got up and looked at his friend and started laughing. His buddy was like woah... dude, are you ok? And joe was like yeah, i'm fine. I'm going to drive home now. His friend was looking at him really really weird, and he was like "are you sure you're ok", and joe was like "yeah i'm fine, what's wrong with you"... well after like 10 minutes of this, his friend drove convinced him to let him take Joe home. Turns out when joe thought he was saying "i'm fine, i'm going to drive home", he was acutally saying stuff like "the purple lampshade on that tree is on fire" and "that red dog has porcupines on his lip"... HAHAHAHA i laughed for like 20 minutes when i heard that!!!
Anyone else have a good story?
 
salty tank

salty tank

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I got one that just happened. In Biology we were disecting fish and my friend stole a few. So he takes them and as people are walking down the hall way going to classes he just throws both fish and they wack people in the face and head. I never laughed so hard.
 
salty tank

salty tank

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This one just happened this week. Monday in woods class my friend mike locked a few kids in the room with all the lumber. For some reason I got a gun lock in outdoor ed (we are learning about gun safety) and i took my gunlock and locked mikes bookbag to his desk. Mike thought the kids who he locked in the lumber room the day before did this so he gets all pissed and locked the kids in the lumber room for like 20 minutes. Mike was pissed and he had to cut a bunch of straps on his bookbag to get it unlocked.
 
maeistero

maeistero

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i'm always getting woke up in the middle of the night by my gf. apparently i get in huge arguments with her telling her she can't take her break right now. (we work together) she loves to argue with me when i'm obviously sleeptalking, but i wake up pissed and then i'm more peeved that she woke me up.
 
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tizzo

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Nother sleepwalking one.
When I was younger we lived in a house that, in order to get to the bathroom you leave your room then go left then right. Well, my mom has company over one night and they stay late playing cards and such. Well outa nowhere here comes my little brother, walks straight over to the plant in the corner and commences to urinate. See, instead of going left then right, he went right then left in his sleepwalking stupor. We think he sorta woke up halfway through cause he became extremely irratable and stomped out.
Not embarassed, but downright mad! :hilarious
 
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jdragunas

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lmao!!!!
omg those are sooo funny... throwing fish at people???!!! i should've known better than to start this thread while i'm at work...
As a senior prank in my school someone bought like 500,000 crickets and set them lose in the freshman locker bay... needless to say, there were squished crickets everywhere!!! it was DEE-sgusting!!! The year before, someone put a baby cow upstairs in the gym, and the year before, someone tied a piece of fishing wire across the top of a stairwell... someone tripped over it, fell down the stairs, and broke some bones and cracked their head open... that person was expelled and had to spend 1 year in jail for something... can't remember the charge...
Anyone else???............. on a side note, if snail were here, this thread would be sooooo interesting.....
 
jmick

jmick

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I have a good story from way back in Jr. High. It was the 7th grade and I had a crush on a girl in my class and I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date. I ask her and she says yes. It just so happens that the carnival is in town that weekend and we make plans to meet there.
Morning of our date I am a little nervous (this was my first date) and I have 2 chocolate donuts for breakfast (this ends up being a big mistake). So, we meet in the early afternoon and everything is going well, we are having a blast and hitting all the rides. Around 1:00 thunderstorms start to roll through so we decide to get on the Gravitron because it’s enclosed (if anyone has ever been on this ride they know what it is, if not it basically spins you around and you stick to the wall). Well, we ride it once and it’s really fun, decide to ride again because it’s still raining. Ok, feeling a little ill after ride #2 and to my dismay it’s still raining and she wants to ride again. Ok, my 2nd mistake is when I agree to ride again. Well, about 10 seconds into ride #3 I vomit all over myself and to make matters worse, it sticks to me (sides of my face and back of neck) for about 2 minute or until ride ends.
Well, I was mortified and extremely embarrassed. My date, ended up being a really sweet girl, she helped me clean myself up and never said a word about it but we never went out on another date.
 
jmick

jmick

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Here’s another good one. In High school my buddies and I had a little too much to drink one night and we decided to pull a prank on this guy (he hung out with us but no one really liked him). We waited till he passed out and we shaved off his eyebrows and drew new ones on with a permanent marker. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and as things go, one thing leads to another and we ended up drawing a full beard on him and what looked like wire rim glasses. Looking back on it, I feel bad for doing that to him because he missed a couple of days of school and he got into a lot trouble with his parents.
 
salty tank

salty tank

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The seniors last year let 2 pigs in the building go and said there were 3 when they got caught. Boy they sure were looking hard for that third pig. I have so many good stories but i cant remember most of em.
 
salty tank

salty tank

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OH MY GOD! the flamming poo bag from billy madison. Ive done that 100 times. Its great, some people will put it out with their shoes or they will yell "what the !-#$ you son of a !-#$ get back here you little !-#$!!!!!
It sucks when no one answers the door.
By the way for all of you that dont know what a flamming poo bag is its when you poop in a brown lunch bag, put it by someones front door, light the bag, ring the doorbell and RUN!
 
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jdragunas

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hey, me too!!! I'm actually in mentor, are you in cleveland cleveland, or a suburb of cleveland?
 
salty tank

salty tank

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id rather have it snow than rain only cause i snowboard and work and boston mills. WHen im older im living someplace warm where you can wear shorts and Ts all day long.
Where in Ohio you live?
 
aw2

aw2

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The friend/woman I'm "seeing" always calls me, in the mornings, to make sure I'm awake for work. I'm usually up until 3am, or so, but have to get up at 8am, for work.
So, she calls this morning and she says that I answered the phone "Alright...I'll be up in a minute...I just gotta finish selling this Red M3..." She called back later this morning and asked me about. I have no recollection of saying that. LOL
I'm a manager, at a BMW dealership and I guess I've been working too much lately. lol
Another time, a few years ago, an ex-girlfriend was staying the night. She tried waking me up, the next morning, but after a few times of me saying..."Grab the sandwiches and the paint! We gotta go!!"...she finally gave up.
 
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