Originally Posted by
Pogi Pants
I'll start. here's my sexy costume
(To get the right effect, you need to read these lines doing your best William Shatner impersonation)
Must…turn…head. Can’t…take…eyes…off…bosoms.
Need oxygen…..can’t last….much……longer…..
Oh……the…humanity…
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!